Author	Thread: Y'all are so funny to me
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 07:53 AM ...so make me laugh...pretty please. This is just for fun. I've been posting silly little questions on the board today about Adam and Eve, just because. Like I said before, even God has a sense of humor. So anyway, After God confronted Adam and Eve for eating the fruit and told them what their consequences were, what do you think the "car ride"/walk home was like for them that day? What was the conversation/dialogue? I look forward to your witty answers! Adam and Eve didn't have to deal with in-laws...lol..sorry, I don't know where that came from. Post Reply
View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 09:11 AM I can imagine they argued whether or not it was a pomegrate, or apple. Then, after Eve spent an hour trying on different fig leaves, she ask Adam if "This fig leaf makes my rear look too big?" Adam probably got in trouble by telling her that her rear made her rear look too big, since he didn't know how to lie. I dunno.... Seriously though, it was probably a quiet trip. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 01:14 PM "See, honey, this is what happens when you leave the kitchen!" Post Reply
View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 21 Apr, 2011 04:35 PM Eve to Adam; "God told you we weren't supposed to eat the fruit, He didn't say anything to me,this is all your fault! " This is a sure argument against evolution; cause things haven't changed one bit in 6000 years. Post Reply
View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 22 Apr, 2011 01:29 PM Since ya asked for it,here you go. A long time ago,two archaeologists have decided to make a trip to Egypt to see the pyramids over there. After wandering across the dessert for three hours,they finally have discovered a pyramid.They decided to continue exploring the pyramid separately. Ten minutes later,the two friends have ran straight out of the pyramid screaming at the top of their lungs in fear. After they had calmed down a bit on of the guys turned to the other & asked what was it that he had seen that made him panicked.He looked back at him & said "when I was inside there,I came across this weird & very spooky room.When I was looking at the magnificent ancient drawings,the torch in my hand went out.After getting I had lighted back the torch,I then looked around to see a roomfull of scorpions,snakes & other unknown creatures crawling all around me!What about you"? The other guy turned to him & said "well,I come across a tunnel & saw someone who I was avoiding for years.Pondering this,the other guy asked "who on earth could that be"? Still scared,he answered "It's my MUMMY"!:ROFL: Post Reply
Princekermit View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 23 Apr, 2011 01:32 AM Adam to Eve: A talking snake huh? And God actually bought that nonsense? Eve replied: But It wasn't a tall tail, I promise you. Post Reply
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 24 Apr, 2011 02:29 PM edw, wow. A rear can never be too big...hahaha... That was cute though! Post Reply
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 24 Apr, 2011 02:30 PM Twosparrows, hahaha....sounds real! Post Reply
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 24 Apr, 2011 02:32 PM MrWiseGuy, you know I love you, right? Um...that was corny....hahahahahaha......Thanks for responding though! Post Reply
HolyGhostGirl View Profile History	Y'all are so funny to me Posted : 24 Apr, 2011 02:34 PM Princekermit, wow!haha Thanks for your response. Post Reply