Author	Thread: ROSES
Admin	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 06:52 AM Roses are red; Violets are blue. Jesus Loves Me, And He Loves You too. Share your 4 liner here. Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 06:59 AM Roses are red Violets are blue My dog Loves me But he hates Scooby Doo chevy Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 12:45 PM Roses are Red Violets are blue Deborah is hilarious And Chevy is too. :ROFL::ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 05:31 PM Roses are red Violets are swell If I had a peanut I'd give you the shell Ok, lame, I know. Best I could do -- I haven't had dinner yet. :laugh: Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 06:07 PM Roses are red Violets are blue I'd like to say hi too all of you too! Post Reply
Elisa View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 06:15 PM Roses have thorns Violets have petals For our sins the lamb was shorn But through it all showed his metal Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 31 Jan, 2011 08:23 PM Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't. Also, violets are more of a purpley hue. Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 1 Feb, 2011 05:54 AM Roses Are Red; Violets Are Blue; I miss seeing Twosparrows; Do y'all miss him too? Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 1 Feb, 2011 09:09 AM Roses are Red Violets are Blue (purpleyblue) I have to admit I miss the cowboy too! :goofball: :ROFL:chevy Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 1 Feb, 2011 01:45 PM I think this is hilarious! Had to share! Redneck Valentine Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! Post Reply
View Profile History	ROSES Posted : 1 Feb, 2011 02:03 PM DoulaDe----- thanks for sharing. Now that's funny! :ROFL: chevy Post Reply

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