Author	Thread: Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately?
Admin	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 01:55 PM I'd LOVE to hear what you've heard!!! :hearts::hearts::hearts: Steve Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 03:32 PM The squash told the okra in the garden not to tell secrets because the peas told her the cornstalked. Don't know about the Christian part--- but the joke is clean and funny.:rolleyes: Deborah Post Reply
MargoSolo View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 03:57 PM Husband and wife are getting ready to go out. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror, and she's very upset. "I'm fat, I'm getting wrinkles on my face, and I can't stand my gray hair!" she says "hmmm, " says her husband, as he considers what she just said. "Well, can't you say anything good about me?" she says. "Well, hon," he says pensively, "your eyesight is pretty darn near perfect!" Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 09:11 PM A little boy in kindergarden asked his mom to let him walk to school by himself"like the big kids do", and after an agreement with her neighbor, she told him he could. The neighbor walked her own daughter to school each day and agreed to walk at a slight distance behind him but would make sure he made it to school safely. After this went on for about a week, one of his friends asked, "have you noticed the girl and lady who have been following you every morning"? Yeah, I've noticed. I know them, he answered.That's Shirley Goodnest and her daughter Marcy. Well, who are they,? the friend asked. The little boy explained--" Every night my mama reads me the 23rd Psalm at bed-time and it says Shirley Goodnest and Marcy will follow me all the days of my life. So I guess I'll just have to get used to them". :ROFL: Post Reply
shepherdess View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 09:17 PM TOO CUTE (please change that picture) Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 09:50 PM Not till Dennis gets back and sees it. :bouncy: chevy Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 03:42 AM Chevy, That's a great one!! :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 11:08 AM I agree with GodsGirl1965, Chevy!!! "Thet's a goodun!!!" :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: (as Ol' Stumpy would say, in "Rio Bravo" ... remember Walter Brennan as 'Ol' Stumpy ' in this John Wayne western classic?) And so are all the other ones shared so far ... thanks, everyone!!! Love, Steve Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 05:38 PM Barely Made It ! Forrest Gump died and went to heaven, where he was met at the gate by St. Peter, who told him he needed to pass a small entrance exam before he entered. 1. How many days are in a month? Forrest answered 7--- How'd you come up with that?, St. Peter asked. Well there's monDAY, tuesDay, wednesDAY,thursDay,friDAY, saturDAY,and sunDay. 2. How many seconds are in a year? Forrest answered 12. How'd you get that?asked ST.Peter. Jan.2, Feb.2,March2,April2,May2.June2,July2,Aug.2, Sept.2,Oct.2,Nov.2,Dec.2 Okay, Forrest, this is the last question and you need to get it right--------- What is God's name? Forrest replied, Oh that's the easiest question of them all. His name is Andy! St. Peter said, How did you ever come up with Andy being God's name? Forrest answered, Well we sing about it in church every Sunday------ Andy Walks With Me; Andy Talks With Me; Andy Tells me I Am His Own....... St. Peter opened up the gate and yelled, "RUN,FORREST,RUN" ! :ROFL:chevy Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 09:34 PM True Story Some friends of mine and I were eating lunch one day at school. On the menu was fried okra. One of the guys started to squish the okra, and then afterwards started to give a eulogy for the okra. I was so hard I started crying. He then said, "that's the first time I've ever seen anyone laugh at an okra funeral." Post Reply
View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 25 Jan, 2011 11:10 AM Said the frog to the toad------ "Time's fun when you're having flies". :laugh: Post Reply

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