Author	Thread: A question for the rednecks out there
Admin	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 10:03 AM What is the most "redneck" thing you have ever done? (What is the most backwards, jacked-up thing you have ever done, or seen?) It could be something as simple as jerry-rigging something to work with duck tape and bailing wire, to using a toilet as a planter (yep, I've seen 'em!) I'm a redneck through and through and proud of it so here's a few personal examples: One time after a big snow fall I tied a big tractor innertube to the back of my 4-wheeler and pulled my son on it. I had a friend named Bubba and a hound named Elvis (sometimes we even used the same tree!) My first house had wheels on it The door latch on my old hay hauling truck broke, so I kept it tied shut with bailing wire so I wouldn't fall out I bush hogged my pasture once and found a car I had to duck tape a license plate to the bottom of my boat once to keep it from leaking I had a friend who went to family reunions to pick up women I've been cow-tippin' and snipe hunting I rode my horse through the drive through at Sonic once because my car was out of gas I can burp and say my name at the same time Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 10:23 AM Now why do I get the feeling this question is indirectly targeting me? Have you ever noticed that rednecks are the only minority group that does not claim minority status and are proud of it? Ok If I haveta share: I was trying to pull a trailer load of horses up a steep mountain. The truck did not have enough power to make it up the steep grade. So I pulled off the rubber windshield washer hose, hooked on the vacuum advavce on the distributior and ran it through the side window on the drivers side. I got a running start at the mountain and when we started to bog down I sucked on the hose advancing the timing....it worked!....but it made my cheeks sore. Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 10:25 AM For those who don't know what a redneck is, you might be a redneck if: You think possum is the other white meat. You think the last words to the Star Bangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start you engines!" You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. You get stopped by the highway patrol and when he asks "do you have any ID" you say "'bout what?" You carry a fishing pole to Seaworld. The centerpiece to your Thanksgiving buffet table came from a taxidermist. You think subdivision is a hard math problem. You ask somebody to pull your finger after a big meal. (They're a redneck if they do) You think dual airbags refer to your exwife and motherinlaw. Your front porch caves in and kills 4 dogs. Your children take a siphon hose to show and tell. You take a load to the dump and come home with more than you left with. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Or, if the 5th grade was the best 6 years of your life. If any of those apply to you, you just might be a redneck. Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 10:27 AM 2Sparrows-that was smart. I woulda never thought of that! Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 10:44 AM @edw Even a blind sow finds a acorn now and then! Post Reply
hubbarddebra99 View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 11:09 AM I do indeed fix EVERYTHING with duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I was a little girl, Barbie proudly wore a duct tape corset, fashioned by my daddy!!!!!!!! I've loved duct tape ever since. Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 11:43 AM Speaking of duct tape... I used to live in the mountains of No Cal, was taking some back roads one day and saw this humongous ball of duct tape sitting in a yard next to a shed. This ball of duct tape was bigger than the shed, including its height. I couldn't help but wonder if all that duct take at one time or another had held several things together. :laugh: I went back a few days later and took a picture of it. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 11:45 AM My brothers and I used to like the idea of sledding, but being from the South, we never really got to do it more than once a year. So what we did was we got a Gator and tied one of those plastic sleds to it with a rope. Three people would pile into the back of the sled while the other two would sit in the Gator and drive us around. Of course it turned into a competition to see who could stay in the sled the longest, since the driver inevitably started cutting left and right to try and throw us off. Believe it or not, we made it back to the house with surprisingly little blood spilled. Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 12:23 PM @hubbard :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 05:32 PM I can burp and say my first, middle, and last name. Does that make me a redneck? Ya'all are the first to know this aside from my family. :laugh: Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 05:41 PM when we get new employees, my director coerces me to say "boiled peanuts" somehow. Post Reply

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