Ok, here goes a new thread, If I Were... or If I Were A...
so let's see how much fun we can have on this one. Of course, Nothing tops the Why Come, thanks to BG who started it, and all who participate on it, but let's see how far this goes.
If I were a lumberjack I would cut down Edw's wooden legs, and use them for a new coffee table...:ROFL:
If I were a bird I would build a nest in BG's weave, then tear it down and make gift baskets for Christmas.:ROFL:
If I were a carpenter I would build a bridge to Hawaii, and catch a greyhound bus to Maui.
If I were my sisiter I would design a neck change to hook my false teeth on around my neck, so I wouldn' t need everybody in the neighborhood helping me look for them:toomuch:
If I were God I would zap everybody I didn't like.
If I were a rich woman I would give GL, BG, Canada, K9, VK, GJ, Barefeet or Barefoot, Saved, Edw, 2sparrow, and all the why come crew, 2 cent on every dollar I have, and then charge them 25% interest on all the money they manage to save and spend...:laugh::buddies:
If I were as smart & old as ET, I would find a way for me and a sugar coated K9, to get Edw to Cali so he could be with Saved where GL would chaperone so they won't get a room b4 the vows, picking up some boo-jee Hetchy water making a by-pass thru Canada where JLM goes (cause thats where the cute people go)to visit people with sweet tooths (yeah tooths), we would all get together to see if we could get BFG to put on shoes and 2spar to move to the city where we then again come together to make sure old aliens don't trick us into drinking koolaid and getting on the mothership...oh, sorry got carried away....
If I were rich, I would hire ppl to go get Morris Chestnut & tie him up in my basement.
If I were in Cali, I would hug Saved & tell her not to say limited time, that God has the final say.
If I were in Cali, I would also say that having the attitude, 'thou he slay me, yet will I trust Him', is the best one to have.
If I were in Cali, I would lastly say, that standing strong in your type of adversity, saying if God choses not to deliver, He is well able, gives Him glory and is a refining fire that can do nothing but bring you forth as pure gold. Lo, I am with you alway..... He is able to heal you according to His will concerning your life. It's not over til He says..........whose report will you believe?
If I were a candle, I would light up the whole wide world.
If I were a sinner, who refused to receive the free gift of God's love, grace, and salvation, I would worry about dying before I humbled myself and received this free gift and promise....what in hell do you want?
If I were Saved I would not worry about being sick with lupus, knowing that by Jesus' stripes she is already healed, and God's will is going to be done either way, whether she remains on earth or in death, either way she is healed.
If I were selfish I would not share with Saved that there is always HOPE in Chirst.
If I were selfish I would not let Saved know that my sisiter was diagnosed with lupus in 1962, and the drs had their words, BUT GOD had the final word. My sisiter is now 75 yrs. old, and still raisng hell :excited:... ooopps, I meant raising the roof :ROFL: she has her attacks, lungs and joints, and overcomes, and keeps it moving.:glow::applause:...so there is hope is all things when you pray and rebuke what the devil means for evil, but God turns it around for good.and claim your healing I am healed in Jesus Christ holy powerful name! Amen!:glow::angel::applause:
If I were K9 I would stop eating ham so much to prevent high blood pressure, and start eating chicken tuna, or turkey sandwiches...
If I were a size 9 shoe, I would scream every time a woman wearing a size 10 shoe, put her BIG FEET inside of me.:ROFL:
If I were a run-down beatup tennis shoe, I would throw myself away before the owner wore the life completely out of my soles...:ROFL:
If I were old I would appreciate all the ppl who loved me and still try to love the ppl who hated me.
If I were still a teenager I would try to master the art of listening.
If I were a wife I would realize that my husband is a reflection of the little boy inside of him, and that sometimes he needs to be by himself, and other times he needs his guy friends around just to be silly.
If I were not in school or working, I would sleeping, which is what I need to do now :laugh:
