Author	Thread: hunting
Admin	hunting Posted : 26 Jun, 2010 02:21 PM my fellow hunters how do you hunt for the ladies? Post Reply
stormcountry33 View Profile History	hunting Posted : 26 Jun, 2010 07:39 PM Well I've never had much luck "snagging" one but I usually try to befriend them and that allows me to open up to them so that they can see the "real" me. However it always tends to end up the same. They come to only see me as a friend or a "brother". So I guess my techniques aren't really working out too well. Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 27 Jun, 2010 10:29 PM I usually set up a "blind" downwind of a clearing and I like to set up decoys (boy bands usually) and I've also found that playing Barry Manilow music attracts them. I will usually sprinkle credit cards at the opening to the clearing and various shoes closer to the blind. I prefer small caliber as opposed to "spray" shot (less damage). Also I've found that sundown seems to be the best time. That pretty much covers it. Steve Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 04:53 AM The one that you shoot in the leg you should probably continue hunting, women like perseverance! I'm digging the analogies. Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 09:46 AM Uh, that's a really bad idea. Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 12:13 PM Haha, I needed that laugh! the "one you shoot in the leg" line was one of the more amusing things I have read in awhile. :applause: Personally, I figure that the cave man approach works best. Just sneak up on them and club them over the head and drag them home. Lord knows nothing else I have tried has worked! haha Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 12:23 PM Awh, you're totally handsome and you seem to have enough morality! You'll find someone, buster. Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 02:00 PM ha, I am "buster" now? lol Thank you for the compliment :D As for the morals thing, well, I am no where near perfect. *brings out club* Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 03:10 PM Is the ball bat your club???? Thanks Arch for he humor Post Reply
View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 07:01 PM Yeah, it's my club. It has been about as effective as it was in a baseball game! lol. Post Reply
LincolnAdams View Profile History	hunting Posted : 28 Jun, 2010 07:50 PM Don't shoot in the leg, shoot in the bunny boom booms. It not only makes for a wider target, but the padded flesh there will ensure no critical arteries are nicked and the bullet will be easier to remove, making for a quicker healing process. Don't ask me how I know these things by the way. :goofball: Post Reply

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