Author	Thread: You Might Need Intervention
Admin	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 24 May, 2010 08:30 PM YOU MIGHT NEED INTERNET DATING INTERVENTION���. (With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) If you type so slow in an instant chat session the other person can play a game of solitaire waiting for you�.. you might need intervention. If you leave out all or almost all grammar from your profile and the emails you send ���. you might need intervention. If you do not run your profile text through a good spell checker before posting���� you might need intervention. If you look at profiles but never try to connect with anyone��� you might need intervention. If you send only winks or �hi � how are you?� notes to people you are interested in���. you might need intervention. If you email or instant chat with someone more than once and really hit it off, and then stop talking to them suddenly�.. you might need intervention. If you have only one picture posted, or no picture��. you might need intervention. If you have any pictures posted that show more skin than face, neck, forearms and/or calves�.. you might need intervention. If you write out five full bible verses in your profile but don�t mention anything about what you like to do, your goals, or travels��. you might need intervention. If you don�t return emails with at least a polite (no, thanks (there is a button provided for that) ) then��. you might need intervention. If you don�t take time to read a profile and tailor your message to that person based on their profile�� you might need intervention. I could probably go on, but I think that�s enough for now. Guys � I am posting this on your side but it is by no means meant to only apply to you. This list applies to both men and women. Happy searching, everyone! Try not to be an internet dater who needs intervention. Lol Post Reply
View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 24 May, 2010 10:32 PM :ROFL::ROFL: That is awesome!!:ROFL: I checked myself against all of them and I DON'T need an intervention! :applause: How bout if your only posted picture is from 1991, you may need an intervention. If you are over 55 and your age restrictions say 18-30, you may need an intervention. You are so crazy, GL! Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 24 May, 2010 11:47 PM If you message someone 1000 miles away whose profile says they're only here for the forums and don't want to relocate...you might need an intervention. Post Reply
SOS4EMAILFRIEND View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 10:14 AM Good post GL:bow: Post Reply
View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 02:52 PM You forgot some other interventions. Hey I forgot them too.:ROFL: Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 03:52 PM You might need intervention if you send someone a message that you like their profile, but there's no record that you ever viewed their profile. You might need intervention if you've ever sent Pixy & I a message. Post Reply
View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 04:21 PM Oh NO !!! I need Intervention an Jeff Foxworthy is my 2nd cousin thrice removed...my gramer is jus no good...no wonder no one takes me seriously...:rolleyes:...ima havta hire BG ta teach me rite proper gramer an update my photos since they be from 2009...Dang ! I jus hate that...Wheres my Sign ????...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 07:47 PM springrose- "You might need intervention if you've ever sent Pixy & I a message." LOL... Yeah, @ least 50% of the people who message me need an intervention!! :ROFL: Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 08:56 PM Springrose, you know you can turn off people being able to see your visits, right? Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 09:16 PM Thanks for the reminder Tulip. There are additional reasons that led me to believe that he just sent out mass smiles without reading any profiles just to see who would respond. Since you bring it up. I don't like the fact that people can view your profile without your knowlege. For those of us with abusive exs, it is actually a security risk. We don't know if we are being stocked by our ex or anyone else for that matter. I hope it is an option that the admin. will consider changing. Thanks again for having my back! Rose Post Reply
View Profile History	You Might Need Intervention Posted : 25 May, 2010 11:26 PM Jude, I won't do it! I will teach you no grammar. You are too funny, country just like you are! SR, you need to borrow my 9 mil? :rocknroll: Post Reply

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