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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:36 PM

Why come people buy bottled water. When tap water is free?



Why come someone asks you questions and then proceeds to give you the answers..normally while they are upset.



Why come if my car is gonna act up it does it right after I fill up the gas tank..never before?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:40 PM

:ROFL:

Why come BG those are funny...



Why come BG is asking why come?



Why come she doesn't know the answers?



Why come I have gout in my right toe, and can't wear my high heels?



Why come the CDFF admin hasn't given us a new updated borad that rolls over?



Why come the CDFF admin never reads the suggestion thread?:ROFL::zzzz::zzzz:



Why come I need to make a move from here and take care of my work?



Why come I hope everyone participates on this Why Come thread?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:47 PM

Why come Brandy doesn't know that tap water is nasty?

Why come ET doesn't know older people shouldn't wear high heels so they don't fall? :ROFL:

Why come just because I had a pet tarantula everybody calls me to kill bugs?

Why come I'm not in the Bahamas right now?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:52 PM

Why come Baby Girl don't know how to save money by boiling tap water before putting it in a jug in the fridge?



Why come men think I need saving cause I am a single mom then get upset when they find out I can fix my own leaky faucet?



Why come my daughter eats all the yogurt in the house I buy 11 more and suddenly she hates it?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:54 PM

Brandy, I love it! :ROFL:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 01:35 PM

Why come BG has a problem with me keepin up with her?



Why come she's jell-lo-us of me trying to look young, and thinks I'm too old to were high heels?



Why come she' right?:ROFL:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 01:35 PM

If con is the opposite pro, why come the opposite of congress ain't progress?

Why come people think swaying their arms will make the bowling ball change directions?

Why come girls with one leg don't work at IHOP?

Why come my Bologna is round but my bread is square?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why come they don't fall through floors?

If money doesn't grow on tree, why come banks have branches?

Why come we put suits in a garmet bag and garmets in a suit case?

Why come people only say "It's only a game" when they are winning?

Why come there aren't any Jewish vampires?

Why come my ex wants my 401k when she already got $3mil?

Why come the professors only called on me when I wasn't paying attention?

Why come Banjo Girl is so jealous of Babygirl?

Why come Babygirl don't know where bottled water comes from?

Why come ET got all my best why comes?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 01:40 PM

Why EDW ain't well?:ROFL:



Why come Brandy doesn't know that BG is rich and thinks tap water is for poor people to drink?



Why come I think this why come thread is going to be a big hit?



Why come many will not have a clue?:zzzz:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 01:50 PM

Why come my Mama told me to always wear clean underbritches when that's always the first thing that gets dirty when you have an accident?



Why come there's a drunk smilley face on a Christian site?



Why come ET thinks I'm not well?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 01:53 PM

Why come ET thinks she has to try to look young when she already does?

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