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ayngrady View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 15 Jan, 2010 08:56 PM Ok ok so a guy broke the tip off of my pencil...There is no point. Why do people keep calling me "the seaward"? I'm nowhere near the ocean Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any :ROFL::excited::laugh::dancingp::waving: Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 15 Jan, 2010 10:15 PM Knock Knock! Who's there? Ivy League. Ivy League who? Ivy League for every drop of rain that falls...a flower grows... Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 15 Jan, 2010 10:24 PM Definition of: Toboggan -- Why we go to an auction. Archeologist -- A man whose career lies in ruins. I used to work for Victoria's Secret, but then I got a pink slip. On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back." What happens when you forget to pay the Exorcist? You get "reposessed"! Post Reply
ayngrady View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:15 AM HA HA HA! tHAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR PLAYING! Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 04:20 PM Ok, you asked for it! Is it OK if these aren't stupid??? A Freudian slip is when you say one thing ........ and mean your mother. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I used to work in a blanket factory.... but it folded. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Is a book on voyeurism .............. a peeping tome? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is ......... the triumph of mind over platter. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Somebody give me a straight line -- I got a million of 'em!! :yay: Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 05:44 PM How many lawyers does it take to start an avalanche..............................TOO FEW! How can ya tell when iit is 50 below zero in Fairbanks, alaska......................the Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets!!!! Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 05:49 PM Whos on first?:rolleyes: Post Reply
GraceMae View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 07:11 PM I'm rolling godslamb! These got me!:ROFL::ROFL: "A successful diet is ......... the triumph of mind over platter. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds." Thank you!! ~ GraceMae Post Reply
ayngrady View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 09:58 PM you guys crack me up! Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:01 PM lol Post Reply
View Profile History	add your stupid punn Posted : 17 Jan, 2010 08:17 AM These were great!! My favorite part of it all is Cattle's response. Just a simple lol. Hahaha Post Reply

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