Author	Thread: (Funny) Facts about women.
Admin	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 04:53 AM This is not meant to be taken seriously in any sense, just thought it would be funny. 1. We're always cold, all the time, everywhere... and we can't understand why you men wear t-shirts out in the snow, or go around in shorts in the winter. Weirdos. 2. If it ails you, whether it be a bad headache, a mosquito bite or the Malaria afterward... We have the remedy somewhere in our purses. 3. We steal your clothes, we steal everyone's clothes, it's a condition of growing up with a sister who always had clothes we wanted to wear, plus we think we look good in everything. 4. We really do get upset with you for bad things you do in our dreams, whether or not we think you would ever do it. 5. When we say we're not upset with you, but we really are...We'll hold it in, for a long time, an unimaginably long time. Then we'll forget it bothered us...and 3 months later we'll bring it up in an argument, and cry and sob and ask you why you did it/said it... and you will have completely forgotten what it was. 6. We really don't like making hard decisions, we'd rather you make them, we're indecisive creatures and like it that way. However if you make the wrong decision, we will never let it go, E-VER. 7. We really do accept you for who you are, and love you the way you are, and wouldn't change a thing...except that pesky beard you think makes you look distinguished. Thanks for reading, God bless you. Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 10:14 AM HA HA thanks Ms Marvel I love this and it rings true. Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 11:37 AM Good honesty.................. Can all of us men breath now??????????? :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 12:24 PM Thanks for the laugh! Are you certain we're not to take some of it serious? Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 01:25 PM Haha, well.. some of it you might take more seriously. Just as you would take survival instructions in the jungle when you're surrounded by wild things. God bless you guys, thank you. Post Reply
KevinHecka View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 07:42 PM 3,5 and 6 are dead on. K. Post Reply
AHeartUnderWords View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 09:37 PM Ha, I had number 4 happen to me once. I was so confused when I picked up the phone and my friend started yelling at me! Post Reply
Apostelle View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 18 Aug, 2012 05:45 AM Ive seen #2 before. Sometimes Im amazed that women dont walk in circles caused by the weigh of their handbags. Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 18 Aug, 2012 09:15 AM Yea, and when you put your cold feet on us to warm your self please warn us ahead of time..........:) Post Reply
King18David View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 18 Aug, 2012 09:01 PM MsMarvel, This is so you.. ;) Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 19 Aug, 2012 09:18 AM Haha, can you come up with one for the men? I'll admit I've done at least a few things on this list. (Women are crazy) Post Reply

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