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Tulip89

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 10:04 AM

Having trouble meeting new women? Well, have I got the plan for you!



Step 1. Make friends with a very handsome, yet very shy guy

Step 2. Use your new friend as bait to catch the attention of various ladies

Step 3. Begin conversations with these groups of ladies

Step 4. When they find out that your friend is more shy and quiet than you are, you'll start to look a lot better to them

Step 5. Get the phone number of the one you liked best

Step 6. Profit



It's foolproof, really.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 10:17 AM

I have a better plan, insult them till they laugh. Then ask for a phone number. if they think you are funny they will give you their phone number. Oh, make sure you give them a box of chocolates on your first date.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 11:50 AM

:ROFL: wait till the ladies hear about this.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 12:47 PM

Men.

-crosses her arms and rolls her eyes.-

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 12:53 PM

So Tulip, I take it you are the less handsome one...

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 01:02 PM

Marvel, at least Tulips not mean like Dennis.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 01:13 PM

Lol. That is true...only a heartless person would steal chocolate from women.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 01:59 PM

MsMarvel, are you really trying to say that my advice won't work? Hmmm?

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 02:10 PM

:ROFL:

If it works, I'll buy you lunch as an apology for giggling at you.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 02:23 PM

It works for the extrovert, the poor shy guy gets left all alone.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 02:42 PM

Shy guy finds shy girl, they live happily and shyly ever after.

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