Why come I'm going to miss Edw and Brandy this weekend? Why come popcorn and tortilla chips are not considered vegetables since they're popped and rolled out corn?
Why come I've started talkin' to my daughter in why comes?
Why come Dennis says girls can't eat chocolate, ice cream, and dessert? Is he talkin' 'bout his cats? I have plenty of chocolate ice cream left from graduation. He could come eat it with us if Babygirl would every come for salad!
Why come Edw is color blind? Or, does he not know the difference between blueberries and grapes?
Why come Edw be callin' me cool? Hasn't God revealed to him that "cool" is a spiritual gift that God only bestows on us old ladies that can't match our shoes?
Why come Edw didn't invite us to meet his concierge? Why come Brandy didn't tell us she had a new concierge job? Why come I think they'll be shootin' pool not loungin' at the pool? Why come I think Edw goin' to come home with an eight ball lodged between his teeth?
Why come Edw be askin' me about a loose whack? Why come he doesn't already know that there's nothing more loose than a White Hillbilly Arkansasan Co-ed Kisser? Why come that was so fun? (snicker)
Why come they let Whacks on the Dean's List? Congrats!!!!
Why come I wanted to post a Reader's Digest joke, but realized the why comes are funnier than Reader's Digest? Babygirl, you better hurry on that copyright.
Why come Babygirl believed Dennis when he said popcorn's not a veggie? He's just refusing to give his cats their veggies 'cause he doesn't want to share.
Why come SR don't know this Arkansas co-ed kisser is more use to muskedimes than blueberries!
Why come Saved just don't buy her some Off or move out of the woods and quit trying to feed popcorn to the bugs and robbing beehives like Winnie the Pooh?
Why come I want to say thanks, Ladies for the compliments?
Why come some folks think it's just a coincidence Brandy and I will be gone at the same time? (We'll be picking out towels and China patterns at the Nascar Museum in NC)
Why come there are seeds in seedless watermelons?
Why come grocery stores sell "natural" food? Is the rest of the food unnatural?
Why come Saved likes to watch Jello shake?
Why come we scrub down but wash up?
Hey Brandy, if someone with mulitple personalities threatened to kill themself, why come it wouldn't be considered a hostage situation?
Why come there wasn't anything good before sliced bread?
Why come Saved,SR,ET,Brandy, and BG are still singing the Alphabet song?
Why come Ed still hasn't signed that prenup? I aint planning nothing til my Jeff Gordon paraphernalia is safe!
Why come the person you date or marry always is soo much better when you were together than after the break up?
Why come everytime I give everything away to move or restart within 3mnths I have double what I had to begin with? At this rate I am gonna need 4 uhauls the next time I move. Oh wait nvm I will just give it all away gain.
Why come no body accepts that this weekend I am going away from the computer? Cass (my daughter) and I will be going to the museums and planting an indoor veggie garden.
Why come Ed don't know that of course we will be going to the Nascar museum..I need a soda drinking hat!
Why come some people call soda ..soda or cola or pop?
Why come if you order something online at Walmart it is cheaper than if you buy it from the store but you can have the item shipped to the store for free? Same item different price.
Why come it is ok for my neighbors to blare their rap, metal, etc music ...but if I blare my christian rock music I get dirty looks?
