Author	Thread: Why come?
Admin	Why come? Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it. Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off.... Why come people drive slow in the fast lane? Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times? Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.) Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man? Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy? Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa? Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 04:38 PM Why come animal crackers dont have any real animal bits in them? Why come healthy food is nasty but bad food is good? Why come when a cop pulls you over for speeding he ask if you know how fast you were going? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 05:10 PM Why come you get morning breath if you stay up all night? If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why come they have locks on their doors? If a cow laughs real hard, why come milk don't shoot out its nose? If olive oil is made from squeezed olives, why come baby oil...? Why come CDFF won't let me say "milk skwirts..." (delib msp) but I can joke about squeezing babies????? Why come rain drops but snow falls? Why come Brandy feeds her kids animal crackers, takes away their TV, teaches them jacked up songs, threatens to sell them on Ebay, and then worries when she gets pulled over by the cops for speeding?:applause: Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 05:12 PM Why come CDFF jacked up my last post???:goofball: Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 05:55 PM Why come when driving thru TX you see a sign.."Prison ahead do not pick up hitchhikers" and right after "Rest Stop next exit"? Why come Ed is ?ing my parenting skills..my daughter is 4 blunt and sarcastic...dont know where she gets that from :angel: Why come chicken & dumplings always tast better the next day? Post Reply
SOS4EMAILFRIEND View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 06:16 PM Why come edw is making me crawl to the bathroom with his H... Why come losing weight isn�t equally easy as gaining it Why come men shout at TV�s while watching a football game Why come the other line always moves faster and why come I am never in it Why come one digits 1 billion instead of 1 million Why come nobody has found the Kingdom, yet is abundantly blessed in all other things Why come at night I don�t sleep and in the day I don�t work Why come my Teachers are debating me till the bone yet nickname me delicious worm Why come I am happy yet alone Why come people enjoy more crying with you than smiling with you Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 06:27 PM Why come people in GB,North Carolina spend more time in the Richard Petty Museum than in the Science museum? (Is science too hard for them?) Why come Brandy will watch Jerry Springer and listen to Lady Gaga but won't let her kids watch Barney? Why come I have a feeling Brandy is kin to VP D. Cheney? Why come CDFF won't let me say Cheney's first name? Why come night falls but day breaks? If flying is so safe, why come airports are called terminals? If Barbie is so popular, why come we have to buy her friends? Why come I have a feeling I'm gonna have to come up with some better why comes? Why come I feel I found a new nemesis for BG? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 06:34 PM Why come people in AR are too busy trying to make sure their family trees are completely branchless rather than enjoying the Richard Petty exhibts and a nice ice cold pepsi? Why come Ed's fav past time is getting in a fight with his imaginary friends? Why come I got a feeling Ed has a Sarah Palin love doll? Why come people in the south say "bless their heart" just before they shred the heck out of someone..... Hey Ed? Bless your heart! Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 07:38 PM Why come I'm rotfl'ng when I'm getting told? Why come Brandy be knowing about my Sarah Palin Doll? Why come Brandy don't know I can see GB,NC from my porch? (You betcha!) Why come people in NC go to family reunions to pick up dates? Why come Police dogs in NC can't tell a criminal from a camper? Why come folks in NC be smoking incense to get high when they can go to Brandy's house and eat real animal crackers that will do the same thing? Why come the GB news reports power outages on TV? Why come they have Braille at drive-up ATM's in GB? Why come folks in GB think O. Henrey is a candy bar? Why come the Micheline Man never gets tired? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 07:44 PM Why come Brandy be dissin' my imaginary friends? Why come I think Brandy has a shirt that says "I'm schizophrenic and so am I"? Why come they have hearings for deaf people? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 07:47 PM Why come Ed dont remember bragging about his doll to his parol officer? (public records ya know) Why come Ed is a peeping tom from across state lines? Why come Ed's jokes are so stale George Washington used them? Why come police always arrest campers in NC they be growing da bud! Why come Ed's brownies be looking a little special? Why come last time Ed got a date he found her by yelling Seweee out his back door? Why come everytime people see someone from AR coming they hide their live stock? Why come folks in GB think O. Henrey is a candy bar...cause it is! Why come there's been a giant state puff marshmellow man but no giant graham crackers or bars of chocolate? Post Reply

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