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Why come?
Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 02:58 PM

Why come I just thought of this as I was getting ready to sign off?



Why come people who don't believe in God or His Only Begotten Son the Lord Jesus Christ, ALWAYS call on Their names when something happens or goes wrong?



Why come those who don't believe NEVER call on the name of the person in whom they DO believe?



Why come people who don't believe in celebrating Christian Holidays, be kind enough as to work on those days, so the believing Christian employees can have the Christian Holidays off?:yay:



Why come those who don't believe in the celebration of Christian Holidays, give their time and a half pay checks back to their employors, and refuse to take those days off?:yay:



Why come people who calim they have been healed by certian televangelists or faith healers, never return their Social Security Disablilty checks to the government?:ROFL:



Why come people will ask you to pray for them, when they don't even believe in God, and they never tell you who to pray to? :prayingm::prayingf:



Why come the Gospel is good news, but no one is happy or has joy?:bouncy:

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:07 PM

lol...

why come people say christianity is boring



why come they have to drink to have fun



why come our real personalites come OUT when drinking

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:14 PM

Why come Ed dont know kids will try to sneak tv on ya?



Why come BG dont know since I aint blood related I ddnt have a whiskers of a chance of getting any ol' tightwad Sesuss' $$$





Why come we gotta fill out the census survey but they gonna send people to our houses anyway?



Why come you have to pay interest if you are late paying money you owe on your fed income taxes. But the goverment never gives you interest on the monies you over paid them all year long?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:28 PM

�Por qu� ms River la piensa suena a espa�ol de discurso divertido?



Why come if people from Poland are called Poles, people from Holland aren't called H....?



Why come the "psychics" from psychic hotlines don't call you first?



If the plural of tooth is teeth, why come the plural of booth isn't beeth?



Why come planes aren't made out of the same stuff black boxes are made from?



Why come crematoriums don't give discounts to burn victims?



Why come abbreviation is such a long word?



Why come things get darker when they get wet when water is clear?



Why come you play at a recital but recite at a play?



Why come square meals are served on round plates?



Why come super heroes wear their underwear on the outside?



Why come women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



Why come the third hand on a watch is called the second hand?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why come there is a song about him?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:41 PM

Why come we teach our children songs that shld scare the daylights out of them...ie London Bridge is falling down! or my fav about the black plague ..ring around the rosie pocket ful of posies..eek



Why come people sing lyrics to songs that are down right disturbing ...Laaaallaaa lola (why she walked like a woman

and talked like a man)

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:45 PM

Why come Brandy teaches her poor, terrified children jacked up songs and threaten to sell them on ebay?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:53 PM

Why come Ed really think I would do that? I teach the neighborhood kids jacked up songs. I threaten to sell other kids on ebay..high turn over rate





Why come we tell kids about Santa Clause, a big fat white dude sneaking into our homes with gifts...then talk to them about not letting anyone they dont know in the house?



Why come Jesus was born in the Middle East but all pictures of him are of a see thru white man? (hope I dont offend anyone with that one)



Why come Valentine's day is symbolise by a baby in a diaper shooting off arrows? Where's child protective services on this!

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 04:04 PM

Why come kids from Arkansas are scared to go to North Carolina?



Why come people say "heads up" when you need to duck?



Why come sponges don't soak up the ocean?



Why come woodpeckers don't get headaches?



Why come they don't take braces off of you when you die?



Why come your the nerve in your elbow is called a funny bone when it hurts when you bump it?



Why come mattresses are always on sale?



Why come caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?



Why come when we skate on thin ice we get in hot water?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 04:12 PM

Why come the gene pool is low in AR? *looks at Ed* nvm



Why come we constantly mess up our sleep schedules with daylight savings time...what is it really saving?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 04:32 PM

Why come I ran out of good why comes for Brandy?



Why come I'm scared of her?



Why come lingerie is popular if love is blind?



Why come there are self-help "groups"?



Why come mimes don't go crazy when you play a blank tape?



Why come Babygirl don't know that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?



If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why come we still have monkeys and apes?



Why come we call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but a hemorroid when....?

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