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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 8 Oct, 2010 09:56 PM

Why come BG be trippin?:ROFL:



Why come she got me?



Why come I thought she done lost her mind?



Why I"m so blessed?



Why come people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?



Why come the Lone Ranger is called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?



Why come vanilla ice cream is white when vanilla extract is brown?



Why come my curtains aren"t double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of my crib?



Why come we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?



Why come all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?



Why come all the bones I have to learn are in Latin?



Saved, Why come Jello has a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 12 Oct, 2010 03:31 PM

Why come I'm really disturbed by the thought of Canada eating me?



Why come this needs to be my last post for the night?



Why come I hope to get a lot of reading in tonight?



Why come I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure?



Why come the Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery?



Why come no one is listening until you make a mistake?



Why come if everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane?



Why come I'm just stalling now?

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 12 Oct, 2010 06:49 PM

Why come i made a B on my A&P lab when I studied so hard for an A?



Why come I got another one on Tuesday that's longer?



Why come I just got soaked because I couldn't see the sprinklers 'cuz it was dark?



Why come Saved about to toss her cookies?



Why come I gotta go turn off the sprinklers now?



Why come I hate house sitting in a house with no food?



Why come I haven't had but 2 hours sleep since Sunday and still going strong like the Energizer Bunny?



Why come I bet I crash tonight?



Why come Canada has to go trick or treating in the snow every year, eh?

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 12 Oct, 2010 07:37 PM

Why come I'm glad someone finally brought up BGs naked guy picture? I've always wondered what that was about. Did you win an Oscar or something??

"We may seam passive but like the animal waiting to attack our pray we patiently sit while others bring negative attention to them selves." --- I had no idea Cannucks were so religious! They pray patiently! Who knew?

**OK - you know I'm just teasin', right? This is a Christian site and so the misspelling is funny. I misspell all the time**

Why come so many of you are bustin' out with the butt puns? But.... But..... I can hardly get a word in edgewise!

Why come we seriously need to do an intervention for K9? He posts here instead of studying, and doesn't drink coffee in the morning. He needs prayer, people! :laugh:

Why come Edw is sitting on a house? I hope it doesn't get too cold at night way out thar in R KAN sass

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 05:19 AM

Why come I'm postin before I've had coffee?

Why come yall need to leave me and my naked man alone?

Why come I didn't win an Oscar but havin a naked man bowin to me means I win anyway?

Why come if I can't have a real naked man (for right now), my cartoon one will have to do?

Why come I got so much to do today?

Why come I needed a foot massage for my sore feet yesterday & I thought of Barefoot guy that he would do a good job?

Why come I'm havin a 40th b-day party next June (Lord willing) and it has quickly turned into a roast? Me? Sweet as I am?

Why come if yall can get to Naptown yall all invited (for real)?

Why come all yall why comers that are on FB & want to be friends, inbox me your info?

Why come my good friend who is in law school & whose daughter is my godchild, think I will EVER pay her for the legal services she'll be providing me? Pleasssse.

Hey Edw, Why come yo mama glasses so thick, she looked at a map and saw ppl wavin'?

Why come yo mama so old, her memories in black & white?

Why come yo mama so fat, the elephants at the zoo threw peanuts at her? :ROFL::nahnah:

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 09:56 AM

Why come BG be talkin ugly 'bout my mama when she forgets abou the time her mama got locked up in a mattress store and slept on the floor?



Why come your mama's so old she gets all nostalgic watching Jurassic Park?



Why come your mama remember's when the Grand Canyon was a ditch?



Why come I'm really glad I made a B on my lab practical yesterday because without God's help I woulda made a whole lot worse because it was so hard and I'm not that smart?



Why come Saved3 was too tired to post any of her funny why comes yesterday about chasing around folks in Walmarts backwards on a bicycle smelling like feet and slinging ice cream and ..............?

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 12:15 PM

Hey everybody! Why come I'm just postin, coz, I couldn't think of any why comes:excited:

Why come Edw got a B on his lab, when he should have gotten an A for affort?

Why come I can see Canada from my kitchen window? yeah, you betcha I can:excited: (welcome Canada):waving:

Why come K9 is afraid Canada is goin to roll him up in sugar free powdered sugar, instead of regular sugar?:eat:

Why come K9 doesn't know Canada is all talk and no roll?

Why come BG needs an extreme make-over to lift her butt?

Why come BG doesn't tell everyone the truth about that naked man?

Why come BG doesn't let people know that he's real, from the mothership, and he ain't staring at her butt, he just can't see?:ROFL:

Why come I'm so happy God is bringing the miners out safely?

Why come one of the miners' wives said there were not 33 men down under, there were 34 men in the mine...

Why come the news media didn't have a clue as to what she was speaking about? Daniel and God in the loin's den... God was the 34th man in the mine.

Why come I feel sooooo lazy and unnecessary today?:ROFL:

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 12:32 PM

Why come you never hear tell of psyhics winning the lottery?

Why come SpringRose is MIA?

Why come a guest preacher came to speak at our church wearing a powdered green suit, with matching green tie, and matching green shoes?

Why come I couldn't hold my peace, I had to ask him why in the world he come up in herrrr to speak looking like Kermet the frog, in all that green?:ROFL:

Why come my pastor told me he was goin to pray for me?:prayingm:

Why come the birds, the grass, the trees, the winds and the waves all obey God's will, but humans don't?

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 12:53 PM

Why come ET back?

Why come we thought she found her way home? Just couldn't think of why comes?

Why come thats alright, seasoned ppl are excused?:dancingp:

Why come Edw's mama step on a scale and it said one at a time please?

Why come if any avaiable men want to roll me in sugar I will ask no questions like K9, just let me know where to meet you?:peace:

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 02:19 PM

Why come I'm glad to see ET back on here?:waving:



Why come ET didn't bring us any suvenirs back from the mothership after she phoned home?



Why come all this talk about sugar is making me hungry for all the trick or treat candy I have hoarded up in here?



Why come Saved3 don't have to be rolled up in sugar because she's already sweet?



Why come BG still disn' my mama when her mama puts newspapers on top of her TV so she can have paperview?

:nahnah:



Why come folks in Canada think Taco Bell is a Spanish telephone company?

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Why come part 7,779
Posted : 13 Oct, 2010 06:20 PM

Why come ya'all are crackin' me up with the "yo mamma" burns?

Why come ET slammed dunked her why comes?

Why come I am also too sweet to be rolled in sugar? If you have some chocolate, though, that would put a nice coating on my sweetness.

Why come Edw telling people he's not smart? We know you are so stop trying to fool us.

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