Author	Thread: Why come?
Admin	Why come? Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it. Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off.... Why come people drive slow in the fast lane? Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times? Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.) Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man? Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy? Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa? Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup? Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 12:08 PM Sorry Pixy. Why come Pixy doesn't leave dust on everyone? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 12:17 PM Why come Ed dont realize no tv is a life style choice not a $$ one. Too many kids wanna be like Lady Gaga. Why come I gotta pay taxes on my paycheck. Then using the same money to buy things gotta pay sales tax? Why come children can be devils during the day..make you wanna put them on ebay. But make you willing to die to protect them from so much as a paper cut. (some little toddler has me wrapped around her little pinkie) Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 12:29 PM Why come Brandy sounds like Dr. Seuss? Why come I don't have any dust on me from Pixy? Why come I thought the green pickle was a under ripe banana? Why come everybody hatin' on me for drinkin' bottled water? Why come my Subway people put gloves on but think they don't have to wash their hands before? Why come Edw hasn't broken back into the computer lab so he can write some more why comes? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 12:37 PM why come BG don't know I am Dr Seus's long lost adopted stepneice's grand daughter? Why come BG is defensive of her bottled tap water? Why come it always rains when you get a flat tire? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 01:23 PM Why come I'm glad they didn't have Ebay when I was little? Why come all these ladies on here look younger than their posted age? Why come Brandy don't know a TV has a off switch and a channel changer? Why come I'm glad I watch Sergeant York and Old Yeller alone? Why come Babygirl so touchy about her water? Why come I know Brandy is gonna get me back for talking about her TV-less choice ? Why come girls always go to the bathroom in packs? Why come my CD always skips on my favorite songs? Why come people dance crazy when they think no one is looking? Why come the Lone Ranger was called "Lone" when he had Tonto? Why come the word "dictionary" is in the dictionary? hello-you're holding it! Why come Jolly Ranchers are so jolly? Why come hotcakes sell so fast? Why come the London Bridge is always falling down? Why come cat's hinies go up when you pet them? Why come sheep don't get static cling when they rub against each other? Why come I have to put my milk in the fridge when cows stand in the sun all day? Why come honey comes in a plastic bear instead of a plasic bee? Why come dislexic people never say "vise-versa"? Why comes churches have a lightening rod on the roof? (Don't that show a lack of faith?) Why come atheists get insurance for acts of God?:nahnah: Why come I'm saving more why comes for later? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 01:34 PM Why come springrose and babygirl don't know the secret to getting pixy to distribute her magical pixy dust? Why come I feel so lazy when I have things I ought to do? Why come I get bursts of energy when I ought to be sleeping? Why come people don't come with warning labels? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 02:11 PM Why come Pixy found the why comes from within? Why come Pixy trippin' bout puttin' dust on me? Why come Edw holdin' out on the why comes? Why come ppl don't back up off me and my bottled water!!?? Why come I'm bout to go to see Iron Man 2 by myself and loving it? Why come Brandy don't get some of her inheritance from being one of Dr. Seuss' long lost relatives? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 02:25 PM why come fingerprints on office walls are painted, why cant they be cleaned why come when i'm on the freeway and a motorcycle is nearby I think my car is breaking down. why come when someone is in my car I cant remember the words to the songs. why come i can dance real good when i'm home but not on the dance floor why come when i speak spanish i sound ridiculous (Im hispanic) why come i look nice when I dont try why come we're on this website? why come that's all I got why come they're arent funny like Edw's I mean edwn, lol and everyone elses???????????????????????????? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 02:29 PM Why come BG hasn't answered my PM? Why come EDW doesn't know that women don't age as men do, therefore, they tend to look younger?:excited: Why come its so hot here, yet people still have colds? Why come we lie to our children, telling them "this whoopin is goin to hurt me more than it will hurts you?" Why come I'm so happy to see Spring and Pixy join us on the why comes ?:waving::applause: Why come I'm runnin out of why comes?:rocknroll: Why come Edw doesn't give us some of his why comes?:buddies: Why come BG doesn't know that bottle water, is really tap water stored in a bottle:yay: Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 02:35 PM Why come River is doubting her why comes? Why come she doesn't know whos and who isn't?:ROFL: Why come I'm happy to see you on here?:applause: Why come River doesn't realize that EDW, works as a writer for the Comedy Store, so he had better be funneee?:ROFL: Post Reply

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