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Posted : 10 Feb, 2011 06:47 AM

Okay since this is an equal opportunity dating site----- let's start a story about the Girly Gang!

No word Limit!



The story starts with river, browneyes, joey, and Rose.

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river and joey decided to saddle up and check out the nearby town while Rose and browneyes stayed at their camp in case the..................

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Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 10:50 AM

Johnny replied," Why I don't think they need any tips 'cause that's the most suave, charming, handsome, group of men I've ever seen. I have an idea--- if they'd like to wash that mud off, all of you swing by my ranch out in Rascal Flats! I'm sure Angelina wouldn't mind a little company( she's visiting while Brad's outta town). So the rugged handsome cowboys and the cowgirls decided to check out Depp's Digs; but of course they would..........

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Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 12:51 PM

note to flatlander---presby is a calvinist girl in the bible discussion area.



now back to the saga, flatlander announces to everybody that he is going to marry presby, 2 sparrows daughter.

2 sparrows escorts her to flatlanders side, as sir james married the lovers.......

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Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 02:31 PM

ok so flatlander marries presby at johnny depps ranch.

well, seems the atmosphere is set, 2sparr and chevy get a crazy idea to....

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Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 02:51 PM

sing a duet of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" to the newlyweds in the key of G for grace, while the girls dance with Johnny Depp in a square dance circle of love. :glow: Meanwhile, Dennis and Rambo are cooking up some wedding reception goodies and planning a game of spin the bottle with the other "kewl cats and Angelina." Godslamb decide she better supervise the vittles and make her favorite recipe of.......

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Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 06:20 PM

You all better hope this is a dream!:boxing: Cause Flatlander didn't say I do, I wasn't ready to get married yet you peoples!, so Flatlander is busy looking for legal loopholes to annull the marriage while the rest of you carry on.......looking..I'm busy right now...Can I get some help Chevy. and dg? Where's Mom when I need her?:excited:

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Posted : 15 Feb, 2011 08:55 AM

flatlander gets kissed and finds out it is no dream.H is so taken that he no longer has cold feet.Any thing presby says he does. Love is in the air..........

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Posted : 15 Feb, 2011 09:21 AM

casper and the cats came from McDonalds bringing Big macs and fries to eat. Flatlander was still star struck from the kiss walking around in la la land. Casper and his cat buddies, Zinc, Jonah, Roland, Charlie, Rex and all the girl cats from Friends of felines served everybody good food.

The girl cats Sevaun, Muffin, and Honey all did an Indian dance around the bon fire..........

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Posted : 15 Feb, 2011 09:33 AM

Does this mean I'm goinna be Grand-ma to a bunch of little calninists with flat feet? (just kidding Flatlander)



Twosparrows and Chevy came up with a plan to take everyone to meet their friend Cool Hand Luke. Presby didn't want to go, but Flatlander put his foot down and said, "Woman, if you plan to marry me, you're gonna have to be nice to my friends." sparrows and chevy were heard chuckling as they offered to give him some advice on how to keep women in submission and Dennis said, "Man, Let her Talk------Flatlander, I've got some chocolates you can give her. She'll be glad to come along." So they all heade off on another Road Trip! Along the way, joey and river..........

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Posted : 15 Feb, 2011 09:37 AM

.... ran into Mcdonald's and noticed Casper had his eye on Presby. What would Flantlander do now?

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Posted : 15 Feb, 2011 12:54 PM

Flatlander said my wife needs some real good food casper. what do your cat buddies serve.

casper said we have barbqued rattlesnake, grits and corn mush. flatlander now knew why Casper had his eye on his new wife. All the cats served this meal and everybody said, wow rattlesnake taste like chicken.

Bornagaintoserve said I have got to get the recipe for my son chevy.

For dessert everybody ate pinnapple sundaes.

Casper and rex got many kitty treats as a tip.......

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