Author	Thread: Why Come Part 2
Admin	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 06:14 AM Why come I'm starting part 2 of the why come thread? Why come the why come thread is so relaxing?:applause: Why come if this moves on page three, there will be a part 3 why come thread:ROFL::dancingp: Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 08:23 PM Why come I don't have entertaining neighbors like ET? My neighbors only call the police when our dog barks? Why come my daughter won't let me sell her dog on ebay? Why come I'm glad Saved joined us even if she does talk about poop and boogers? Does she have preteen sons? Why come Pluc asks questions that have already been answered in the why comes? Why come I don't like being called "you people"? Why come I'm supposed to give God's lamb an excuse when none of us have an excuse, only a prayer? Why come Edw dyed his peas to match the color of his hair? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 08:39 PM Why come I can't picture Saved pickin' boogers? Why come Saved has never seen a dog throw up so she'd know where that sayin' came from? Ewwww! Why come GL know don't remember I said I'm on a week break (very weak) before my next semester begins? Why come people in California know words like Tofu and curds (which is nasty curdled soybean milk) but can't google purple hull peas or krump? Why come when I went to San Diego they laughed at me when I ask for biscuits and gravy or sausage and biscuits but had a great big monster called a breakfast sandwich with that in it? Why come Saved is right about Bank execs? Why come vampires don't get aids? Why come the word "lisp" has an "S" in it? Why come only important people get assassinated but regular folks get murdered? Why come Twinkle,Twinkle Li'l Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune? Why come I just made you sing them? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 08:44 PM Why come I find Springs comment she directed to me hilarious? (and no I don't have children... lol) Why come there are only "Handicapped" designated parking spaces at the front of a store but no designated "I'm Exhausted" parking spaces at the front of the stores? Why come there are right sides and left sides shoes but socks don't have right and left sides? Why come is it hilarious when someone stubs their toe but it is one of the most painful things to do? Why come Jell-O jiggles but Jell-O Pudding doesn't? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 09:01 PM Why come several people abuse poor Jose when singing The Star Spangled Banner ... Jose can you see ... When the song doesn't even have his name it? Why come we came up with the name White Wine when it comes from green grapes? Why come its called dried plums when they are really prunes? Why come EDW is trying to picture me picking my nose? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 09:01 PM Why come I think Saved is one of those folks that ride the hoverounds in Walmarts wearing mismatched socks and running over people's toes? Why come Brandy pulls wings off of flies just so she can call them "walks"? Why come you only get a penny for your thoughts but have to put your 2 cents in? Why come you have to cure ham before you eat it?(what disease did it have?) Why come if you blow in Brandy's face she gets mad but likes to ride with her head out the window? Why come banjogirl calls me a silly goose buts gets mad when I goose her? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 09:16 PM Why come EDW has a fixation on assassinations and murder? YIKES! Why come people are stickin their head out the window while they are driving... Did you do a little something in the car EDW? Why come the police make you walk a straight line then stand with your eyes closed while touching your nose with your index finger all the while on the road where traffic is whizzing by so they can judge if your drunk or not? Why come its called a leaflet when it has nothing to do with trees or shrubbery? Post Reply
springrose10 View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 11 May, 2010 10:25 PM Why come Saved knows so much about sobriety testing? Why come I think Saved is a preteen boy in disguise? First poop, then boogers, now Edw stinkin' up his car... Yep, gotta be! Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 12 May, 2010 12:15 AM Why come Springrose is so Jealous of my vast knowledge of poop and boogers? Why come saved is such an angel? :angel: Why come Elmer Fudd is such a terrible shot that after all these years he still can't get a clean shot of Buggs Bunny? (siwwy waaabit) Why come the Flinstones feet never get dirty even thou they go around barefoot at all times while in Bedrock? Why come Ali says ... Float like a butterfly sting like a bee ... When butterflies don't float they fly? Why come flashing red signal lights never seem to give enough time in between to fully drive thru an intersection? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 12 May, 2010 12:40 AM Why come the colors white and black are not in a rainbows spectrum of colors after a rain shower? Why come my get up and go sometimes feels like it got up and went without me? Why come when an ice cream cone starts to melt it never seems to melt in a way you won't look like a complete moron madly licking each section that starts to drip? Why come the simple but oh so effective "golden rule" does not seem like its applied in presidential, government, or congress as much as it should be? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why Come Part 2 Posted : 12 May, 2010 05:44 AM Why come Ed must have me confused with his ex or the females his dates? Go grab some treats Ed and head down to the shelter ta pick up your weekend date Why come a dripping faucet is only really annoying at nite? Why come oil companys say gas prices are so high cause of the supply limit but then post record high profits? Why come y'all don't know I work from home..so even when I am on here I'm still making $$$ Why come Ed will think I work for Mary Kay instead of the large corporation I do work for? Oh right cause he assumes things Why come ice always melts faster if you pay for it? Why come if you're wearing either a white shirt or white pants you're guaranteed to get them noticably dirty no matter how careful you are? Why come no one can get red koolaid out of carpet? Post Reply

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