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Why come?
Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:01 AM

Why come I've had so much fun with this thread?

Why come this thread will be on the second page in a minute cause some start 17 threads a day?

Why come people start 17 threads a day?

Why come inappropriately young and very old guys view my profile?

Why come I'm attracted to guys who wear glasses and look smart?

Why come I think one day I may find out they are Superman?

Why come God loves me even through my craziness?

Why come one of the ads for this site is a pagan religion (Wiccan)? :stop:

Why come because of my ex's work schedule he only gets my kids once every 2 months, but when they leave I miss them and want them back?

Why come I still like cartoons?

Why come people don't use the words they're, there and their appropriately?

Why come falling in love is like falling off a building, it doesn't hurt til the end?

Why come on Facebook, I'm part of the group "I hate groups but I love being hypocritical?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 03:23 AM

:ROFL:

I can't think of any why comes =(

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 04:40 AM

Why come if I�m in the supermarket, those who buy only $2,00 are helped through the fast "minus 5 articles" casher while, I who buy for $200, have to wait half an hour in line...





Why come I get my best inspiration for writing while sitting on the toilet





Why come the telephone always rings when I am taking a shower





Why come my dogs still don�t bark at my "husband"





Why come people with terrific jobs are considered terrific people





Why come evil only gets punished after death





Why come my daughter tells me that with a little paint and plaster, everybody would believe I am still in my sixties.....















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Posted : 7 May, 2010 05:56 AM

Why come I have no idea what a krump is, or how a pickle could get on one?



Why come there is never enough time in the morning to read my bible, no matter how much time I take?



Why come I remember those Hai Karate ads?



Why come there are only one or two scents a man or woman can use on their body that I actually enjoy where there are, like, 1,000's on the shelves to buy?



Why come edw likes biscuits so much?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 05:59 AM

Why come River and Pixy can't think of any why comes?

Why come I love it that Sos just keeps it real?

Why come I love nasty stuff, I'm rarely grossed out, but I can't stand to touch people's feet?

Why come I call Tyler Perry she even when she isn't dressed like Madea?

Why come people are scared to post their why comes?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 06:09 AM

Why come when I need to go some where my child takes her time and makes me late but when we have plenty of time she is sitting in the car waiting an hour before time to leave?



Why come things go on sale after I buy them and it's too late to demand the discount?

Why come it rains on my day off and is pretty when I'm working?



Why come you cant say the h word that really means the farming tool..apparently even CDFF's minds are in the gutters too! or balls (the toy) without people's minds going straight into the gutter?



Why come a child will get hyper when your on the phone..but the moment you hang up they go back to their coloring book?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:40 AM

Why come Godslamb can't google krump?



Why come I laugh when I picture Godslamb getting her krump on?:dancingp:



Why come SOS be talking about going to the bathroom?



Why come Brandy always be dissin' her kids?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:45 AM

Why come Edwn never been around a cranky toddler?



Why come the grass is greener on the other side but you go to the other side and it is greener on the side you left?



Why come breaking news on tv always happens right when you are gonna find out who the winner is, or who got voted off?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:56 AM

Why come Fox always takes Cops off to show Nascar?



Why come people like a sport where all folks do is drive in circles?



Why come its mostly rednecks that like Nascar?



Why come I think it's because it's easier to follow?



Why come I think I just made a lot of Nascar fans mad?



Why come I don't care?



Why come Brandy don't know I was around 2 cranky toddlers for 23 years (my son & former Mrs. EDW)?:angeldevil:



Why come Brandy don't know they made Dr. Phil cry?

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Posted : 7 May, 2010 09:04 AM

Why come when it rains it pours?



Why come when you come to a green light, it turns yellow then red, before you can stop?



Why come I have a bad case of allergies this morning, but when I went to bed last night, I was fine?:goofball:



Why come Pixy didn't know she had a Why come to post, when she said she couldn't think of any to post, that was a Why Come?



Why come some people have the same behavioral traits and personalities as flies, fleas, and mosquitos?



Why come a minister I'm working with thinks he is an anointed preacher, when he can't even follow his sermon outline, yet, he boasts about being a preacher for over 32 yrs?



Why? Why Come?...

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