Author	Thread: Cow-girls
Admin	Cow-girls Posted : 10 Feb, 2011 06:47 AM Okay since this is an equal opportunity dating site----- let's start a story about the Girly Gang! No word Limit! The story starts with river, browneyes, joey, and Rose. Here goes----------- river and joey decided to saddle up and check out the nearby town while Rose and browneyes stayed at their camp in case the.................. Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 09:09 PM CRY A RIVER!....and then Flatlander said, I'm getting confused in this story, there is another Kyle that uses the forums so please always use Flatlander for me if you don't already, so anyways....Flatlander asked will somebody please tell me why that mud puddle was there...It was supposed to have been cleaned up yesterday! and then Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 09:43 PM Dennis poked his head out and said,"Thanks, Ladies! I don't feel sad anymore. I still miss my turtle but I know there's lots o turtles in the pond and I know I don't have to Believe everything James tells me 'cause he's not God.As Dennis was still speaking everyone heard KERSPLASH and ran up front just in time to see that Presby had pushed Flatlander into the same mud puddle twosparrows had helped him out of! Seems she got mad 'cause the blue jeans she'd so loving cleaned off for him were a tad dirty! Dennis started (what a relief); seems he was coming out of his depression but now river and joey faced a different problem. How could they get him to........................ Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 01:30 AM :ROFL: A story and I've been awol? get Joey's double-barreled shotgun away from her, that she loves so much, cause she is shooting at calvin's threads with TS in his rustlers and Chevy in his Ford...lol... and now calvin is down to his underwear and deeply exposed! And River and the other cowgirls are stampeding with the horses into GL's kitchen for her home cooking that can be smelt all the way past the Flatlands, to TS's ranch in Cali. :eat: Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 08:13 AM Dennis came running in the kitchen (cause he wanted some grub) and said, "joey--Step away from the shotgun. Girl, just step away." "Don't make me use it on you", joey said, as the other cowgirls and GL cackled with laughter! " Seeing you with that shotgun brings back memories of the day I was riding the trail with my Uncle Sam and had to gun down a Grizzly that had decided Uncle Sam would be his lunch", Dennis explained. Meanwhile on a nearby ranch (The Ponderosa) something strange was going on! All the girls and Dennis grew quiet as they tried to make out the LOUD sounds they were hearing. It sounded like................ Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 06:34 PM Flatlander pushed Presby into the puddle I was pushed in! By the way ...who is Presby? and a free for all started in the mud puddle. There were Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 13 Feb, 2011 04:30 PM ....... 2 sparrows and james fighting in the mud too.Joey and baby girl jumped in also. presby gave 2 sparrows a shove and they both fell down.Presby kissed 2 as they went down.sir james stepped on 2 sparrows hand.Rive ran over to join the fight. Dennis picked up the phone and called the cat army to break up the fight.chevy got pulled into the fight also. As chevy went down he said presby you are the girl of my dreams.Then 2 sparrows and chevy got into a fight over presby. At this moment general casper and his army from the base freinds of felines attacked and broke up the fight. Dennis was the only one not to spend a night in jail. casper and the cats laughed afterwards about those dummies fighting in the mud. as morning came the judge lectered the fighters on brotherly love...... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 13 Feb, 2011 08:39 PM and the rules of mud wrestling with more than 10 people. BabyGirl showed up to give everyone the skinny on "why come" these things happen and slapped a fish on TS for interrupting her important lecture. Chevy laughed so hard that she slapped him on the hand with a carp and said, "let's go for a ride in your monster truck, Chevy!" Chevy forgot about the fish-slapping and yelled, "howdy doody" we are going toolin in the hills of Arkansas and all my CDF friends are invited to jump in and get the thrill of your life!" All the guys yelled "shotgun" and debated over the front seat being about grace or predestination, so the girls took the front by force and hollered at the guys to put a sock in it and jump in the back of the truck. Chevy gunned it while singing " Born to be wild" at the top of his lungs and at the guys in the back still debating predestination and grace. :bouncy: Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 13 Feb, 2011 09:37 PM Can somebody please tell me who or what this Presby is...I'm confusd, I'm riding on the hood too, too many people in the back and in the cab, so don't hit the brakes or gas hard ok Chevy? Thanks Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 09:31 AM OOPS! Flatlander rolled off the hood and Dennis quickly grabbed joey's shot gun just in case there were any crack smoking, beer drinkers looking for a fight. Presby jumped out to help Kyle back on the hood and decided to stay with him so she could hold him tight and make sure he didn't fall again! That mud wrestling had the guys a little tired, but they were headed to jjarr's birthday patry and babygirls lecture had made them want to Carry On, so they loaded up the truck and went to check out Beverly (Hills, that is!) The girls began singing ON THE ROAD AGAIN---- and someone yelled, HEY............. Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 14 Feb, 2011 10:01 AM there's Johnny Depp! Let's ask him to sign jjar's birthday card and then we'll ask him to give some tips to the motley crew in the back about being "suave and charming." :rolleyes: Post Reply

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