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Why come?
Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 05:03 PM

Godslamb, :ROFL:.

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 05:13 PM

Why come Godslamb is aways picking on me?:ROFL:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 05:56 PM

Why come, you asked Edw??



Because you are a banjo!





Yuk, yuk

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 06:05 PM

Why come I think you're right GL, we've got too much time on our hands?



Why come I think EDW keeps flattering me with his kind words, because he's after my medicare benefits coming up in about two years?:ROFL:



Why come, I've been trying to find my birth cert. to get my age changed?:ROFL:



Why come you can't let the left hand know what the right hand is doing, but they are both connceted to the same body?:excited:



Why come everyday my neighbor knocks at my door, just to give me newspaper advertisement papers I never ask for?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 06:24 PM

Why come you all asl questions?

Why come Liberals are so anto god?

That is a hard one,eh. Dennis

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 06:44 PM

Why come Dennis be messin' with Liberals?

Why come Dennis won't capital God?

Why come Edw better give me a cut of ET's Medicare benefits?

Why come dudes like Jesse and Tiger cheat on good wives with skanky women?

Why come I always have to tell the people in Subway to wash their hands b4 they make my sandwich when they were just sweeping the floor?

Why come we don't have more emoticons than we do?

Why come I need a job than I won't be on this site so much? :laugh:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 08:02 PM

Why come ET can't accept my flattery as sincere words of a gentleman?

Why come you'll were tripping when I said I like girls that smelled like biscuits?

Why come come after I said that I got a lot of private messages from girls that been eatin too many biscuits?

Why come nobody thinks there's still something about an Aqua Velva Man? (except he stinks)

Why come they quit making Hai Karate just when I started shaving?

Why come girls like Axe when it smells like dead fish?

Why come that dancing pickle makes me nervous?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 08:09 PM

ok this is to funny why come I cant think of any why comes :(

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 08:23 PM

:ROFL::ROFL: Why Come EDw insist on makin me crack up?



Why come Edw refuses to go to his room?.. oh man, too funnee!



Why come Rvier can't think of any why comes?



Why come the dancin pickle makes EDW nerves?:dancingp::dancingp:



Why come I'm goin to book EDW on Saturday Night Live!:rocknroll::peace::ROFL::ROFL:



Why come I see why GL picks on EDW?



Why come Liberals need five people to change a lght bulb, and three to hold the ladder?... oooowwweee:excited:



Why come I can't believe I said that? no harm intended:peace::ROFL:



Why, Why Why come y'all:ROFL::ROFL:



Why come it past my bed hour?:zzzz:



Why come I'm saying good-nitr?:waving:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 09:00 PM

Why come Liberals can't try to hold their breath for 5 minutes before they question God's existence?

Why come ET don't know it takes 10 Liberals to change a light bulb? (Nine to deny darkness exists and one to hire a Republican to fix it):rocknroll:

Why come I wasn't this witty when I was writing my mastery?

Why come that dancing pickle looks like it's buggin on crack?:excited:

Why come that pickle looks like it's trying to get his krump on?

:ROFL::dancingp::ROFL:

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