Author	Thread: Cow-girls
Admin	Cow-girls Posted : 10 Feb, 2011 06:47 AM Okay since this is an equal opportunity dating site----- let's start a story about the Girly Gang! No word Limit! The story starts with river, browneyes, joey, and Rose. Here goes----------- river and joey decided to saddle up and check out the nearby town while Rose and browneyes stayed at their camp in case the.................. Post Reply
riveroflife1 View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 04:12 PM from arminia.... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 04:34 PM ......two said how are you doing presby," she said oh dad I have am engaged to acalcinist pastor. 2 sparrows said halluluh my little chickadee. I have benn converted to calvinism too. Rambo cat looked on with disgust and said that guy is a real bozo. Then leaving the area Rambo Cat went to the cat house to talk to the general.They drank beer and bad mouthed humans. rambo said General Casper I am glad you are my brother. Casper said, I am giveing you the medal of sabertooth for your heroic deeds. casper left the cat house with his girl Leo the princess....... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 04:51 PM .... and passed by just in time to see twosparrows lifting Kyle out of the mud puddle and Presby wiping the mud off his jeans with her Bonnet. The scene infuriated Sir James (who had been watching all along.) River and Joey had their eye on him and were shocked when he began to....... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 04:55 PM ......to get jealous.Then General of the cat army Casper showed up.He said james repent or I will have to take a bite out of your calvin doctrine.james repented out of fear. As he noticed many armed cats walking down the street. They all had been a drinking with Rambo Cat after he got his award...... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 06:15 PM .....to congratulate twosparrows on converting to Calvinism. Twosparrows replied huh? Sir James said "Well Dennis told me..." twosparrows laughed and said " Dennis must of saw the tag on my new Calvin Klein underware when I bent over, I thought he was just looking at my butt again....no I didn't join the Calviniestas! Dennis has been into the catnip again, ever since Ridelyseaturtle broke his heart when she....... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 06:37 PM ....fell in love with chevy. Poor Dennis has been hallucinating on a daily basis! Even believed Presby to be my daughter when it's a known fact her daddy is Alvin the one-eyed Blacksmith! One good thing that came out of the long, long, day was it seemed Presby and Kyle had taken a Liking to each other. Some worried their relationship might not stand a chance since he was a Flatlander and she was a Highlander. Joey and river finished their horse groomin and offered to take Dennis to.............. Post Reply
riveroflife1 View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 07:07 PM the liquor store, he needed a drink. He kept talking about Calvin and 2sparrows, we figured he was just traumatized at what he saw. The heat, the drinks and the view all got to him. he didnt even realize he left his machine gun on the counter at Subway until the cashier came chasing after us on her camel. we wanted to cheer him up to so we decided to and take his mind off things so we decided to.... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 07:18 PM take him shopping and let him pick out a new pair of boots and some suspenders. He hollered as soon as we....... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 07:31 PM .....talk about how hot looking Ukrainian women are, it worked, we got his mind off the turtle, but we couldn't figure out why he was even sadder. Just then Sir James rode up between River and Joey on a high horse, seeing Dennis even sadder than before he decided to help by changing the subject. James said "Dennis don't look at your momentary afflictions, look at eternal things, just remember grace is irresistible and once saved, always saved" Dennis' eyes began to brighten, then James continued "but the atonement is limited, and if God didn't elect you to be saved, you are so depraved you couldn't even say yes if He asked and since only a few are chosen the odds are not in your favor" Dennis never looked so sad and without hope and without his turtle. Then Joey and River hatched a plan... Post Reply
View Profile History	Cow-girls Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 08:03 PM .....they would let Dennis pick out a whole new outfit, get dressed up spiffy and treat him to a night out at the local saloon. Of course james followed them and continued to harrass poor, sad,Dennis.Hadn't he been through enough already? Joey took it as long as she could,told Dennis to take cover, and yelled, "RIVER, I NEED YOU TO............. Post Reply

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