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Chuck Norris
Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 05:13 PM

Due to semi-popular request, here is the Chuck Norris thread!



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Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in three moves.

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Chuck Norris
Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 11:06 AM

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.



Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.



Chuck Norris only has one hand...the upper hand.



Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.



Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.



Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris
Posted : 12 Oct, 2010 07:40 PM

These are really funny -- thanks everyone!

:applause: :laugh: :peace:

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Chuck Norris
Posted : 15 Oct, 2010 05:57 PM

When Chuck Norris exercises the machine gains strength.

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Chuck Norris
Posted : 15 Oct, 2010 06:51 PM

Chuck Norris died over 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.



If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to the question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.



Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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