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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:10 PM

Why come I got the ammunition out for those who diss Obama?

Why come Edw is in the spirit when he says he thinks he should stop picking on me?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:14 PM

Why come I love it when Edw doesn't know if I'm serious or not? :ROFL:

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:17 PM

why come this is starting to read like a soap opera?



why come we watch tv all nite then complain there is too much violence on it?



why come the pple that say they dont like reality shows..always know who has been voted off, who had the worst performance on American Idol , and who they want the bachelor to chose?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:17 PM

Why come I think Uncle Carlton be helping Ms. Babygirl write those why comes?

Why come Babygirl don't know I can melt that 9 with my GG powers?

Why come I can't go to my room like ET done told me to?

Why come people think I'm bent 'cause i like to get all up in Babygirl's koolaid?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:43 PM

Why come I can't clone Edw and have someone to crack me up all day?

Why come people won't give Obama a chance to see if his ideas work?

Why come God made mosquitoes?

Why come for real no one else won't post on this thread?

Why come the token black person in the movies always is the smart one and wears glasses?

Why come the hubcaps on my VW Beetle keep falling off when I drive?

Why come Rihanna has millions of dollars but her hair and outfits are always jacked up?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:53 PM

Why come in horror movies the idiot white folks always go toward the scary music but the smart black pple get their butt away?



Why come in the same movie the adult movie star some how loses her clothes as she is running from the killer?



Why come if I try to grow a plant I cant. If I dont...I get 3 make that 4 of the dang things?



Why come you got to be 15mins early to a dr's appointment but then the dr is always at least 30mins late?



Why come the Dr's ofc can charge me a no show fee for not making it to the appointment but I cant charge him for cancelling mine?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 03:59 PM

Why come God won't make a mosquito big enough to grab Obama by his big ears and tote him off?

Why come babygirl drives a VW with jacked up hubcaps but drinks bottled water?

Why come babygirl won't take that as a sign that those hubcaps are trying to distance themselves from that VW?

Why come I care about babygirl's jacked up VW when I got a potent Pilot I get krunk in?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 04:09 PM

Why come I think Brandy is getting bored with the why comes?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 04:22 PM

Why come the gas prices are always lowest after I have already filled up the tank?



Why come I am always more tired on vacation than off *yawn*?

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Posted : 6 May, 2010 04:56 PM

Why come ya'all seem to have wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands???



Why come people getting on and off the light rail stand right in FRONT OF THE DOORS!?!?!?!?!



Why come people sit on the outside seat on the light rail, then don't get up when you want to sit in the empty seat next to them?



Why come I always put on a jacket to walk on the beach when it is sunny, and I get hot and have to wrap it around my waist?



Why come my cat is sleeping with me again after sleeping on my arm chair for the past 2 months?



Why come some people seem to get more pleasure out of poking and inciting each other than bein' gracious and friendly?

(just kidding babygirl and edw!!!!) (please don't hurt me)

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