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Tulip89

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 10:04 AM

Having trouble meeting new women? Well, have I got the plan for you!



Step 1. Make friends with a very handsome, yet very shy guy

Step 2. Use your new friend as bait to catch the attention of various ladies

Step 3. Begin conversations with these groups of ladies

Step 4. When they find out that your friend is more shy and quiet than you are, you'll start to look a lot better to them

Step 5. Get the phone number of the one you liked best

Step 6. Profit



It's foolproof, really.

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Posted : 5 May, 2011 12:33 AM

Here's a little advice for the younger ladies. ( Minnie Pearl gave it) ----- ____________________________ 1. What do ya do if your boyfriend walks out? ------ Shut the door! _____________________________ 2. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he can't. ____________________________ 3. A sense of humor doesn't mean that you tell him a joke~~~~~~~ just that you laugh at his. _____________________________ 4. Don't ever think you can change a man (unless he's in diapers). _____________________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All you guys are funny! Lol ( and sweet)!

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Posted : 5 May, 2011 11:12 AM

Olive Garden sounds nice.

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Tulip89

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Posted : 5 May, 2011 02:19 PM

Alright, that could work. There's one nearby. Hop on down to Atlanta ASAP, ok?

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Posted : 6 May, 2011 05:55 AM

now this is funny:

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bcpianogal

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Posted : 6 May, 2011 01:15 PM

Catty, did I hear my name? What's up? lol

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Posted : 7 May, 2011 01:04 PM

Just Marveling at the Tulips in the garden.

Hmmm...now there's a match!

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Posted : 7 May, 2011 03:17 PM

Hmmm...Maybeee:glow:

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Posted : 7 May, 2011 03:20 PM

Oh, hush. He's taken. :ROFL:

Besides, our personalities would clash harder than two blind badgers in a sack fighting over a peanut.

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