Author	Thread: Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately?
Admin	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 01:55 PM I'd LOVE to hear what you've heard!!! :hearts::hearts::hearts: Steve Post Reply
kt21 View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 26 Jan, 2011 10:15 PM A man told his grandson, "I've lived this long because I sprinkled gunpowder on my oatmeal every morning. If you do it, you'll live a good long life." The boy followed his grandfather's advice and put a little gunpowder on his oatmeal and continued to do so for years. He lived to the ripe old age of 93, and left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 3 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. Post Reply
Mister_Steve View Profile History	Heard any good, clean, decent Christian jokes lately? Posted : 3 Dec, 2011 05:04 PM Two elderly men were in the forest hunting. They had been friends since childhood and were togethr as often as possible. All of a sudden, one grabs his chest and gasps, and falls down. The friend is terrified and immediatly gets his cell phone out and calls 9-1-1. The operator responds, "What's the emergency?" The friend says, "It's my best friend! He's fallen, he's had a heart attack!!! I don't know!!! I don't know!! I think he's dead!!! He is!! He's dead!!" The operator says, "Sir, try to calm down, now you thinks he's died?" The friend says, "Yes!!" The operator says "ok sir, try to be calm, first go and make sure that he's dead." The friend says, "OK hold on a minute...." The operator hears....'BLAM!!!!!......ok ....now what?" Post Reply

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