Author	Thread: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-)
Admin	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 25 Nov, 2010 01:14 PM :excited: :ROFL: :dancingp: :excited: :ROFL: :dancingp: :excited: Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 25 Nov, 2010 08:15 PM @ Arch --> :ROFL: You crack me up!!! Thank you for making my evening richer with laughter! saved3 Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 25 Nov, 2010 11:21 PM Roses are red Violets are blue my life would be empty if I didn't have you Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 25 Nov, 2010 11:31 PM A Redneck Valentine Rpses are red my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have lilttle ole you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we're in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta wits. Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler Racin' through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger Named Naomi Judd. Yo're as cute as a junebug A-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like no fire ant Upon which I oft' tread. Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad. When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin'. And when you get old Like a '67 Chevy, Won't put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank, We go together Like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate For Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, It's romantic that way. Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," They explain, all suave and couth. But for this man, honey, These will not do. For you are too special, You sweet thang you. I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor, Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 25 Nov, 2010 11:40 PM @ edw --> :ROFL: Awww, Was dat der poeam fir lil ole me derlan? I love you !!! Yer lil love bunny :bunny: Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 26 Nov, 2010 07:31 AM Violets are blue, Roses are red, Here's my contribution To your poetry thread ... I love to go barefoot As everyone knows, But I draw the line At shaving my toes!!! :ROFL: I'd much rather spend time Watching how the grass grows And delights your bare feet As it caresses your soles. Botanical gardens are great to explore Barefoot and in love with a gal you adore; In Ohio you'll find one of the best For making hearts and feet feel SO barefoot blessed!!! Its name is Kingwood Center, And there you'll find Flowers and joy of every kind!!! Located in Mansfield on Park Avenue West, It has something BAREFOOT SPECIAL to offer Every one of its guests; Barefoot or shod, You'll be filled with delight As you stroll through its grounds Enjoying its sights!!! Steve Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 26 Nov, 2010 07:56 AM Roses are red volets are blue sugar is sweet and so are YOU, Saved! (there is just no way I can top Edw's love poem. Not even gonna try) Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 26 Nov, 2010 10:09 AM Awww!!!!!! i might have to reply later.This thread's too sweet for me to write something now!!!!!:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::applause::applause::glow::glow: Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 26 Nov, 2010 11:21 AM Roses are red Violets are blue Thanksgiving weight I dread But keep eating I do! Post Reply
View Profile History	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue ... (Y'all Add The Rest) :-) Posted : 29 Nov, 2010 08:09 PM Roses Red,Violets are blue you(SavedBy GRACE) are so sweet,that i'll miss you & EDW!! Post Reply

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