Author	Thread: A question for the rednecks out there
Admin	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 10:03 AM What is the most "redneck" thing you have ever done? (What is the most backwards, jacked-up thing you have ever done, or seen?) It could be something as simple as jerry-rigging something to work with duck tape and bailing wire, to using a toilet as a planter (yep, I've seen 'em!) I'm a redneck through and through and proud of it so here's a few personal examples: One time after a big snow fall I tied a big tractor innertube to the back of my 4-wheeler and pulled my son on it. I had a friend named Bubba and a hound named Elvis (sometimes we even used the same tree!) My first house had wheels on it The door latch on my old hay hauling truck broke, so I kept it tied shut with bailing wire so I wouldn't fall out I bush hogged my pasture once and found a car I had to duck tape a license plate to the bottom of my boat once to keep it from leaking I had a friend who went to family reunions to pick up women I've been cow-tippin' and snipe hunting I rode my horse through the drive through at Sonic once because my car was out of gas I can burp and say my name at the same time Post Reply
bcpianogal View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 07:22 PM Well, aside from the numerous uses for duct tape (including a duct tape handle repair job on the refrigerator door)... This weekend, my mom and I took a load of junk to the dump...in a '78 GMC truck that roared and rattled all the way. The air conditioning didn't work, so we rolled down the windows. Oh, and we didn't have bungee cords, so we tied it all down with a few old dog leashes. Yep. Redneck. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 15 Nov, 2010 09:02 PM I didn't do it myself, but I've seen a broken shower head replaced with a hole punched beer can and duct tape. Even better, it actually worked pretty well! Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 08:25 AM @Tulip I don't remember you ever being at my house. Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 08:34 AM Hmmm... Don't let anyone else know but... Ya know if you have lint or fuzz on your clots or see hair on a throw pillow on the couch?? Well I use duc tape to remove it. Works like a charm and ya don't need to swipe over the area once! When I purchase things at the market that are in medium to large jars I don't throw them away I wash them out and use as drinking glasses. Hmmm... I jus may be a redneck... :) Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 08:40 AM LMAO... I meant ... Lint and such on your clothes... And... You don't need to swipe over it more than once. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 08:45 AM I have one friend who gets his moonshine from Junior Johnson and another who used to get his whiskey from Popcorn Sutton. Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 02:11 PM To my Red Neck friends I am glad you are red necks. As I am just a normal guy.Dennis Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 03:51 PM @ --> DG... Always good to have "Normal" guys amongst all the Rednecks and Redneck'ets... :excited: Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 04:21 PM THE FOLLOWING IS 100% TRUE. : I like to pea off my back porch. Feed my horses in my underware. My driveway is a quarter of a mile long and is gravel. Haven't had hot water in my house for going on three years. (yes I still take a daily shower) and haven't run my house furnace in 10 years. Don't own any shoes, only boots. (one work pair, one dress pair). Don't own any pants except for wranglers. Don't own a suit. I do have 7 cowboy hats for different seasons and occasions. I have a horse right next to the house that sticks his head in the window for treats. Don't own a car, just 3 trucks, and 2 are 4wd. Well there went my chances of ever getting a date of this site! Post Reply
View Profile History	A question for the rednecks out there Posted : 16 Nov, 2010 05:31 PM Hmmm, Well, Mr. Sparrows, I don't get why you won't use the bathroom in your house as even rednecks use em. I don't get the no hot water and no furnace thing as that is plain personal hygiene. Other than that... Everything else seems fine. :dunce: Post Reply

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