Author	Thread: The joke thread
Admin	The joke thread Posted : 10 Nov, 2010 07:26 PM One of the things that a woman looks for in a guy is that he is funny. Here�s a chance to show your humor to the ladies. Just remember, everyone enjoys a different type of humor, some like it dry, some like it sarcastic, others enjoy a play on words, so don�t feel like you have to please everyone. This is an opportunity to demonstrate what kind of humor you enjoy. Ladies, feel free to jump in and enjoy. Post Reply
View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 03:52 AM Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Gideon rattled the pitcher, and John came in with his head on the plate. Post Reply
View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 08:01 AM Cobbler - doesn't it say in Numbers that they all got a homer? (of manna) 2Sparrows - :ROFL: :applause: :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 08:29 AM Godslamb, didn�t even think of that. I�ll have to find a way to fit that one in. Ok, dog walks into a saloon looking for a drink. One of the patrons yells at him and says, �Hey! We don�t serve dogs in here.� A second patron defends him and a fight breaks out. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a shot is fired and the dog gets shot in the foot. After several months of healing an rehab, the dog comes back to the same saloon, slams open the doors, looks around with cold steely eyes and says: �I�m looking for the man who shot my paw.� Post Reply
View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 11:50 AM This is so sad. A joke thread should have some real life jokes you played on somebody. Well, I will take care of that. In the early 1990's I was young and so smart. it was saturday morning overtime at work. a major snow was falling that morning and my boss says Dennis please shovel the snow.We need to get to our cars. He owned a frnch car called a Renault. I smiled an evil smile and started to make my pile. Monday morning I heard all about it.it took me 45 minutes to find my car.By thr way those Renualts were so small 4 guys could pick it up.That is another story. So my boss did get even with me.Dennis Post Reply
anyann View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 02:04 PM pun is fun:laugh: The food taster quit his job because he had too much on his plate. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. I'm inclined to be laid back. Post Reply
View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 04:48 PM A blond woman goes to the doctor and says, �Doc, my whole body hurts. No matter where I touch my body, it hurts.� A little puzzled, the doctor asked the blond to clarify. She took her index finger, touched her forehead, and said, �When I touch here it hurts.� Then she touched her elbow and said, � And when I touch my elbow it hurts. And when I touch my leg it hurts.� The doctor shook his head and said, �You crazy blond. You�re body doesn�t hurt all over. Your finger is broken.� Post Reply
View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 05:36 PM *DISCLAIMER* You can chose any three nationalities for this joke. I'm Irish myself and I think this is funny. An Englishman, Frenchman, and Irishman all walk into a bar and each orders a beer. Just as the beer is delivered three flys fly into each of the three beers. The Englishman looks down, sees the fly in his beer, makes a face of distaste, picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. The Frenchman looks down, sees the fly in his beer, shrugs, brushes it to one side, and drinks his beer. The Irishman looks down, sees the fly in his beer, and picks it up very carefully by one wing. Shaking it over his beer he exclaims, "Spit it out! Spit it out!" Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 08:56 PM Knock knock Who's there? Hugh Hugh who? Hugh people have some pretty funny jokes Post Reply
SeaBreezes View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 09:45 PM A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault." Post Reply
SeaBreezes View Profile History	The joke thread Posted : 11 Nov, 2010 09:47 PM For all of you techies out there like myself...... There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?" :ROFL: I know I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes... but, oh well..... :ROFL: Post Reply

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