Why come Saved3 is the only one who is able to come up with some holiday why comes?
Why come I have writer's block from writing all my essays and can't even come up with any good for real why comes?
Why come centipedes don't trip over all them shoe laces?
Why come Banquet 88 cent Mexican TV dinners taste better than Taco Bells?
Why come I have a urge to drink Hetch Hetchy water while playing dueling shopping carts in Walmarts with Saved3 and dodging her drippy ice cream cones she stole from Baskin Robbins from a one armed wino in a hoveround?
Why come Saved don't know the Gingerbread man is alive and well and landed a roll on Shrek but has braces on his legs like Forrest Gump made out of frosting?
Why come I never heard of Goodie Lox, but also never knew there was a Wolf in Goldie Locks, I thought the cross-dressing wolf was in Red Riding Hood (She was the original OG who killed the wolf with an ax (I think!)?
Why come pple let their kids watch the Simpsons and then get mad when they cuss like Bart?
Why come I was considered a mean parent because I wouldn't let my kid watch Bart or anything that was on adult swim?
Why come I was accused of "stifling his intellectual freedoms" whatever that meant?
Why come I never heard of Vodio doing?
Why come I hope BG can cook for our wedding, and if she burn it, we can tell folks its Cajun?
Why come Edw don't know that I do burn in the kitchen, but nothing will be scorched?
Why come I went and saw For Colored Girls and I cried approximately 6 times?
Why come I don't like to cry, it messes with my tough girl image?:MrT:
Why come when I decide I don't want to date (cause I'm tired) Negros be coming out the woodwork? Yeah, I said it.
Why come 3 guys try to push up on me all in the same day?
Why come I musta been cute that day? :dancingp:
Why come I don't want to be bothered?:toomuch:
Why come I'm so tired I can't go to sleep?
Why come I think some ppl just sit around trying to think of questions to ask on the forum so they can remain relevant in the eyes of others? Yeah, I said it.
Why come I thank Saved for inquiring about me and welcoming me back after my short break?
Why come I have the feeling some wish I stayed gone?:ROFL:
Why come when Saved first tried to explain to me what tiramisu was I thought she was saying "terrible soup" or "caramel sue" and started to wonder what kind of food they ate in Cali?
Why come Saved never heard of Martha Washington balls (a type of Christmas candy) but couldn't believe i didn't know what terrible soup, I mean tiramisu, was?
Why come I'm gonna need to cut back on my Christmas candy intake this year if I wanna keep my "pretty boy/fluffy" good looks? (yeah, right-stop ya'll!)
Why come BG cries at the movies and then threatens to cut folks if they tell?:nahnah:
Why come no one believes in love at no sight?
Why come God is so good and I finished my 12 page research paper and almost done studying for my Med Term test this weekend?
Why come some folks are still nice and sweet when they get bad colds but others turn into Oscar the Grouch if they snag a nail?
Why come I know just how K9 feels and will leave him alone but still wish him good luck on his last minute asignments and tests?
ya'll!)