Ok, here goes a new thread, If I Were... or If I Were A...
so let's see how much fun we can have on this one. Of course, Nothing tops the Why Come, thanks to BG who started it, and all who participate on it, but let's see how far this goes.
If I were a lumberjack I would cut down Edw's wooden legs, and use them for a new coffee table...:ROFL:
If I were a bird I would build a nest in BG's weave, then tear it down and make gift baskets for Christmas.:ROFL:
If I were a carpenter I would build a bridge to Hawaii, and catch a greyhound bus to Maui.
If I were my sisiter I would design a neck change to hook my false teeth on around my neck, so I wouldn' t need everybody in the neighborhood helping me look for them:toomuch:
If I were God I would zap everybody I didn't like.
If I were a rich woman I would give GL, BG, Canada, K9, VK, GJ, Barefeet or Barefoot, Saved, Edw, 2sparrow, and all the why come crew, 2 cent on every dollar I have, and then charge them 25% interest on all the money they manage to save and spend...:laugh::buddies:
If I were home instead of the stupid library, I'd be eating supper right now.
If were a person that believed in luck, I'd be the luckiest fella around
If I were a better typer, (or is it typist) I'd be finished with all my papers by now
If I were a copy machine repairman, I'd fix this slow laser printer so my papers would hurry up and print instead of jamming up after every other page and shutting down.
If I were a model, I'd be the poorest model on earth!
IF I WERE SPRINGROSE, I WOULD CALL ME AND TEACH ME THE THE SONG SO WE COULD DO IT! I LIKE BEING MEAN! LOL
IF I WERE VIOLENT, I WOULD KICK SOMEBODY'S BUTT FOR ASKIN CRAZY QUESTIONS & PUSHIN OUR THREADS TO THE SECOND PAGE.......WAIT...I AM VIOLENT:boxing::laugh:
If I were a philanthropist I'd send BG to anger management classes, fly Saved3 and all her stuff down here to the sticks, fly all ya'll to our wedding and then to Disneyland for the honeymoon (seperate hotels, of course!), and make big contibutions to all the animal shelters and food shelters.
If I were more studious I'd be studying rght now instead of on the computer.
If I were a NBC network executive, I'd air more family oriented programs and less "reality" shows.
If I were Donald Trump, I'd lose that combover.
If I were a building inspector, I'd check ET's permits and take away her saw.
If I were a fish, I'd make a movie like Don Knotts (Mr. Limpid) or Nemo.
If I were more astute and confident, I'd try to respond to some of the biblical and prayer forum questions.
