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Admin	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 30 Aug, 2010 09:09 PM Why come it seems life smells and feels sweeter each day I'm alive? Why come Super Walmarts have everything like ... Gun Emporiums, Produce, Auto Servicing, but no freakin farm animals for sale? Why come the one time I ignore my OCD tendencies and don't check my pocket five million freakin times to make sure I have my drivers license, when Asked by a police officer to see it I left it on the coffee table at home? Why come I have such a wonderful love for you guys on CDFF? (You are all precious gifts from heaven!) Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 31 Aug, 2010 11:19 PM Oh... 1 more... LOL Why come I am curious about how Tulip's date went tonight? Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 12:05 AM Why come Saved3 always be talking about running around in Walmarts backwards on a bicycle with stanky feet slinging drippy mint chip ice cream (from Baskin Robins) and boogers on people, dodging runaway hoverounds, bird poop, and winos while running over people's big toes? :nahnah: Why come my first car was a batmobile (73 Olds 98) with a 455 Rocket V8,:rocknroll: hydro-Matic 400 transmission and duel glass packs and I traded it for a POJ El Camino?:toomuch: Why come Rabbit traded his awesome car for a pick up? Why come I wish I could fly all ya'll out to California for a awesome wedding? Whu come I wish I was there now? Why come it cost more to rent a trailer hitch from Uhaul than a new one cost to buy?:excited: Why come I can see a big garage sale in my future? Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 12:08 AM Why come if you add a letter "b" to garage sale it becomes a garbage sale? :goofball: Why come I feel so guilty about eating a brownie earlier? =( Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 12:24 AM Why come Pixy called my junk garbage? Why come Saved3 always be talking about running around in Walmarts backwards on a bicycle with stanky feet chewing moldy bubble gum slinging drippy mint chip ice cream (from Baskin Robins) and boogers on people, dodging 2-fingered winos in runaway hoverounds and bird poop, while running over people's big toes while whistling at them through her nose? Why come I'm hungry for brownies and orange chocolate milk right now?:eat: Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 12:37 AM Why come I think edw and Saved3 should have someone take a video of them at Walmart and then upload it to You Tube? Why come I'm so restless and am still up when I should really be in bed? Post Reply

View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 10:27 AM Why come it looks nothing like summer here when it IS still, technically speaking, summer?? Why come I just wanna stay inside all day in flannel pajamas, but have a couple errands to run? Why come guys don't think flannel on a woman is sexy? Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 06:11 PM Why come I am suspicious that this actually part 7,777 for the why comes? Why come I have a busy weekend ahead for classes? Why come I don't really want to do my advance reading for my Economics course? Why come I enjoy reading forum topics and occasionally posting? Why come I haven't thought of running around Walmart like Saved and edw? Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 07:26 PM Why come kaynine22, pixy, and edw are so freakin hilarious? :ROFL: Why come I'm lookin forward to edw and I growing old together and he be still chasing me (now in slow motion) around the house with our walkers and orthopedic shoes? :hearts: Why come edw thinks walmart is the only place I run around dodging bird poop flinging boogers and mint chip (baskin robbins) ice cream at random people while running over their big stinky toes? Why come people think its okay to totally whole heartedly "dig for gold" in public? LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS... ITS NOT!!! Ewwwww! Why come sweet little baby boy puppies squat while they piddle, but as they grow to be big boys they lift their leg to piddle? Why come eggs are a liquid substance but the yolk and whites stay separate? Why come I feel so blessed to have edw as my forever person? Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 07:44 PM Why come Saved3 always be talking about running around in Walmarts backwards on a bicycle with stanky feet chewing moldy bubble gum slinging drippy mint chip ice cream (from Baskin Robins), digging for gold and flicking boogers on 2-fingered winos in hoverounds , while running over people's crusty big toes, whistling at them through her nose while dodging dog piddle and broken eggs? :peace: (Why come that's why I love her so much?) Why come I think we're gonna get banned from every Walmarts on the west coast like Ulysses got banned from all the Woolworth's in Oh Brother? Why come my dishwasher sounds like Bill Cosby's impression of an airplane on crack? Why come I'm checking out the forums instead of studying for my A&P quiz? Post Reply
View Profile History	Dare we try ... Why Come --- Part 7,777... Posted : 1 Sep, 2010 08:02 PM Why come I love edw so dern much? Why come porcupines float in water? Why come a ducks quack doesn't have a freakin echo? Why come its illegal to catch mice with out a hunting license in Ohio? Why come nothing rhymes with orange? Why come you can't taste your own freakin elbow? Why come chickens can't swallow when they are upside down? Why come nothing rhymes with purple? Why come your thumb is the same length as your freakin nose? Why come CDFF censored the word "l_ck" from my why come about elbows? Post Reply