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You Might Need Intervention
Posted : 24 May, 2010 08:30 PM

YOU MIGHT NEED INTERNET DATING INTERVENTION���.

(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)





If you type so slow in an instant chat session the other person can play a game of solitaire waiting for you�.. you might need intervention.



If you leave out all or almost all grammar from your profile and the emails you send ���. you might need intervention.



If you do not run your profile text through a good spell checker before posting���� you might need intervention.



If you look at profiles but never try to connect with anyone��� you might need intervention.



If you send only winks or �hi � how are you?� notes to people you are interested in���. you might need intervention.



If you email or instant chat with someone more than once and really hit it off, and then stop talking to them suddenly�.. you might need intervention.



If you have only one picture posted, or no picture��. you might need intervention.



If you have any pictures posted that show more skin than face, neck, forearms and/or calves�.. you might need intervention.



If you write out five full bible verses in your profile but don�t mention anything about what you like to do, your goals, or travels��. you might need intervention.



If you don�t return emails with at least a polite (no, thanks (there is a button provided for that) ) then��. you might need intervention.



If you don�t take time to read a profile and tailor your message to that person based on their profile�� you might need intervention.





I could probably go on, but I think that�s enough for now. Guys � I am posting this on your side but it is by no means meant to only apply to you. This list applies to both men and women. Happy searching, everyone! Try not to be an internet dater who needs intervention. Lol

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shepherdingking

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Posted : 25 May, 2010 11:27 PM

"just sent out mass smiles without reading any profiles just to see who would respond;"



WOW, I never thought about that. Isn't that like casting a net and becoming fishers of men? In this case women?

Woman too, become fishers or catchers of men. Hopefully resisting the demonic counterfeit of a woman riding the scarlet beast (Revelations 17). Catching men to exploit for profit.

:bouncy:

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Posted : 25 May, 2010 11:47 PM

If you don't know the difference between a stocker and a stalker, you may need intervention.



If you know how to use a 9mil, you may need intervention.



If you're in your 50s and want to go to FL with Tulip for 2 months... HELP, I need intervention!

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Posted : 25 May, 2010 11:53 PM

If you need intervention so bad that you forget to use your manners and welcome ShepherdingKing, you may need more intervention.



If you need this much intervention, you also need to be thankful that Edw isn't around with any why comes.

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Posted : 25 May, 2010 11:59 PM

If you are suddenly tempted to catch men to exploit for profit, you may need intervention.



If you have to post 3 times because you can't remember it all in 1 post, you may need intervention. Oh, no! Why come I've turned into Saved?

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Posted : 26 May, 2010 05:52 AM

:laugh: LOL SR!

Girl, you need intervention!!



Just kiddin' you know :glow:

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Posted : 26 May, 2010 10:13 AM

Women need intervention if they do not have a man,:ROFL:

Find somebody else, not me.

I need intervention because the cats I feed at my new job stalk me.:prayingf: :prayingm:

Dennis

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Posted : 29 May, 2010 01:49 PM

If the woman tells you "God has a plan for your life"

....and so does she;

YOU MIGHT NEED INTEVENTION.

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Posted : 1 Jun, 2010 11:00 PM

You would think we might have heard from Dear Archi on this one . . . You Go Sisters! This was great fun to read today! At least I know I'm not alone in my on line dating experiences . . . sigh. Thank God for the Forums!

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Posted : 2 Jun, 2010 02:08 AM

If you now date just to break other peoples hearts because you want to beat them to the punch...

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Posted : 2 Jun, 2010 03:31 PM

If you need my name and number for your "prayer" list you may need intervention and I may need a doberman pincher.

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