Author	Thread: (Funny) Facts about women.
Admin	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 17 Aug, 2012 04:53 AM This is not meant to be taken seriously in any sense, just thought it would be funny. 1. We're always cold, all the time, everywhere... and we can't understand why you men wear t-shirts out in the snow, or go around in shorts in the winter. Weirdos. 2. If it ails you, whether it be a bad headache, a mosquito bite or the Malaria afterward... We have the remedy somewhere in our purses. 3. We steal your clothes, we steal everyone's clothes, it's a condition of growing up with a sister who always had clothes we wanted to wear, plus we think we look good in everything. 4. We really do get upset with you for bad things you do in our dreams, whether or not we think you would ever do it. 5. When we say we're not upset with you, but we really are...We'll hold it in, for a long time, an unimaginably long time. Then we'll forget it bothered us...and 3 months later we'll bring it up in an argument, and cry and sob and ask you why you did it/said it... and you will have completely forgotten what it was. 6. We really don't like making hard decisions, we'd rather you make them, we're indecisive creatures and like it that way. However if you make the wrong decision, we will never let it go, E-VER. 7. We really do accept you for who you are, and love you the way you are, and wouldn't change a thing...except that pesky beard you think makes you look distinguished. Thanks for reading, God bless you. Post Reply
Wild_erness View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 19 Aug, 2012 12:28 PM Wait, wait, these things are true for some women . . . I am rarely cold, love beards (no matter how scruffy), and carry a bill fold (not a purse) . . . However I may be one of the few women in the world that these things are not true about :) Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 19 Aug, 2012 03:27 PM Wilderness, you're all kinds of awesome. Haha, are you really rarely ever cold? Unfortunately at the slightest inclination of a chill, my butt is sat with a blanket around my shoulders. My family laughs about how cold I get, but my sister and I are pretty much cold all the time unless it's summer or late spring or a warm autumn. My brother however, he'll wear a t-shirt out in the snow, he doesn't care. He's always complaining about how hot it is...I'm like YES THANK GOD, THE SUN. Post Reply
Moichepit View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 19 Aug, 2012 11:07 PM Love it... 1. I'm usually hot and cold. Can I be going thru menopause at my age? 2. Hahaha... Classic. That's why woman should always carry one (it also helps and justifies that we have one in pink,blue,caf�,yellow,black...etc) 3. Yeah, I have more than you now, I'm the grand collector of stuff that are keepsakes and memories and what not, babe! Your not better than me. Oh wow, Uuuuuuuuu that's nothing... (Oh sorry, I thought about my sister on this one) �D 4. Oh yeah, hit him with the corner eye! 5. Jajajajajaja... Jajajajajaja 6. True 7. Sadly � \ Oh no,no,no...God bless you! Post Reply
View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 21 Aug, 2012 12:01 AM ...not meant to be... Yep, got me going :D. Post Reply
INHIMALONEISTAND View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 27 Aug, 2012 02:01 PM LOL!! Love it !!:ROFL: Post Reply
uniquecrystalheart74 View Profile History	(Funny) Facts about women. Posted : 31 Aug, 2012 07:05 PM Lolz. I always love your posts Ms Marvel... :ROFL: You always post great, witty and wisdomful things(^_^) Post Reply

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