(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, Blank you.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Beat her to the punch, and use it before her, & then end the argument. Use it, and then overuse it, 'til she wants to discard it. Any alternative word for "Fine" should be treated likewise.
Note:
Being right isn't as important as destroying her tools of war.
Do not fall into the feminist trap (lie) that women are able to fight with men, and men are required to fight back.
Men are not allowed to make war on women, children or the otherwise "dis-enabled" (the term "helpless" is now politically incorrect), even the Geneva convention has upheld this.
Women are not allowed to win or fight in wars & or have warchests, arsenals or other collections of tools of war,
[ nor are girls allowed to be Indians or cowboys. They, however, are allowed to be docile captives of either side, and thereby ransomed with gummi bears, or beef jerky or small firecrakers, if so desired and deemed worthy enough of ransom].
Laws of Man & War page 43. subsection 8b.
(2) Five Minutes:
Get a digital egg timer and set it for 5 minutes, also b00by-trap the bedroom alarm clock to go off at the same time.
Also post a schedule off available manhours for working around the house, use your judgement to block out time for watching Games & Sports.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Avoid this landmine by deleting the phrase "What's wrong" in your verbal communications with her, especially when You can observe that she is upset about something.
Just tell her point blank, if she cant get over whats bothering her, she is sleeping on the couch.
(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Real Men never back down from a Challenge. But sissy chickens always do.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
When she performs a loud sigh, tell her to get over it or she will sleep on the couch tonight.
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Tell her, unforgiveness is a sin. And if she wants blessings from God, to continue, she needs to repent, or her prayers will be hindered. Then follow up with, and if you take action against me, it will be repaid instantly 7 fold.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
A real man when exposed to such fraudulent language from a woman should always Grunt. it serves to put other males in earshot on guard from this suddenly treacherous creature.
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, Blank you.
Step one, memorize Philippians 4:8
"Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things."
Step two, when she ever utters the word "whatever"
Respond instantly with the reciting of the passage you have committed to memory. By doing so, you will be fulfilling a job that God assigned to Husbands found at:
Ephesians 5:25-57, where like Jesus to His Bride the Church, we are supposed to Wash our Ladies with the Word.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Tell her, "I do not want or need service performed with a half heart. do it with true devotion or not at all.
And/Or
Tell her: if it is so Important to be done, why is it that she didn't she put it up on the Available man-hours work schedule? Make it clear, that she is causing disharmony by not working with you, but is bucking your responsibility to be her leader.
I point out.. that You must also be doing stuff on the Manschedule and finishing it like a Real man, and not wheedling and Wieseling out of your manly responsibilities like a girly-man or a Foppish boy would.
