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Tulip89

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 10:04 AM

Having trouble meeting new women? Well, have I got the plan for you!



Step 1. Make friends with a very handsome, yet very shy guy

Step 2. Use your new friend as bait to catch the attention of various ladies

Step 3. Begin conversations with these groups of ladies

Step 4. When they find out that your friend is more shy and quiet than you are, you'll start to look a lot better to them

Step 5. Get the phone number of the one you liked best

Step 6. Profit



It's foolproof, really.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 02:53 PM

If it were only true, MsMarvel

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 03:34 PM

You'll see, Cobbler, you'll find your shy girl.. or shy woman.

You can charm her with all your knowledge of Pride and Prejudice and be her Mr. Darcy.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 03:35 PM

As for you Tulip, do you do this often? :ROFL:

(I don't really think it's that bad of an idea, but most men don't need the shy guy to get the girl.)

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IaoKim

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 04:23 PM

This so called "plan" is a disgrace! It is a complete violation of the wingman code. You can't be using your wingman like that and never returning the favor. Guys need to look out for each other, girls are way to smart to fall for these tricks without backup. So guys treat your wingman right!



The rest of the plan is rock solid . . . :laugh:



. . . at least it was until Tulip had to spill the beans and let the girls on the forums wise up to our master plans! :rolleyes:

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hubbarddebra99

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 04:27 PM

Tulip,

Back in my "stompin' days" a guy friend of mine made freinds with a VERY good looking guy, who totally "batted for the other team" if you know what I mean.

Girls would see the good looking one, get interested, and leave with the not as good looking straight one.



Now both are Straight, married, and with kids.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 04:58 PM

Here's a simpler plan...keep chocolate with you and you will be irresistible. I had a bag of mini chocolate bars on my desk and nearly every female in the office asked for some.

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 05:42 PM

lol yall are so funny.:applause:

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 06:09 PM

That wouldn't work with me. I'd be more interested in making sure the shy guy had a girl friend. Whether it was me or someone else.

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Tulip89

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 07:30 PM

MsMarvel, where would you like to take me to lunch? I stumbled upon this plan on Saturday, and she's already asked me to go to a wedding with her.

IaoKim, I gave him his run at her. That's the beauty of the plan. If he hits it off, you helped him out. If he falls flat, you get a shot too!

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Posted : 4 May, 2011 07:30 PM

Yep, Sted you know our weaknesses. Hmm, where is B.C. at?

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