Why come I�m worried about Saved�s party? I don�t think it is a good idea if:
1. Babygirl brings her scarf to tie up and kidnap Brandy�s babies
2. Jude has a senior moment and doesn�t come to the party �cause she can�t remember which window to sneak thru
3. Brandy brings her chopped parsley, but doesn�t bring Cass to tell her when to �back off�
4. ET keeps sneezin� �cause she wore too much seasoning and keeps fallin� over �cause of her mismatched shoes
5. Edw invites bulldog and shitsu breeders
6. There aren�t enough �Mentally Handicapped� or �I�m Exhausted parking signs at Saved�s front door
7. Babygirl makes us watch retro movies and listen to David Hasselhoff
8. Jude�s pig eats the purple hull peas from Saved�s truck that the crows pooped on and then, gets sicker than a dog
9. Brandy sells Babygirl one of her kids for a bottled water and pack of hot cheetos
10. ET invites the Toilet Paper Bandit and he forgets to bring his meds
11. Edw puts an assassination hit on Brandy, but us regular people get murdered while he�s wearin� his tutu, curing a sick ham, and singin� the Alphabet Song
12. Jude sends her sick pig out to hunt jack-a-lope
13. Brandy makes us play a matching game with green crayons
14. Babygirl doesn�t get chosen�for something�anything!
15. Saved gets lost lookin� for AR men in AZ
16. Saved hired the one-legged butt kicker to stomp out her fleas, bees, mosquitoes, and ticks
17. Saved wears her mismatched socks while she picks her nose with her right hand, eats a yellow snow cone with her left hand, uses her elbow to jiggle jello, and the whole time is sniffing armpits and Brandy
18. Brandy sells freakin�, stickin�, stinkin� Saved on eBay
19. Edw hits a tree on the way out and all of his women fall out
Why come I think we should go to God�s Lamb�s house?
All right you-just because GL misses me so much: :nahnah:
Why come Saved still talking 'bout spitting green hockers and flicking boogers on drunk one legged people hopping around in dog poop eating yellow snow dodging folks riding bicyles backwards in WM eating drippy ice cream cones and throwing tick infested crow poop at 'em?
Why come there is a speed of sound and spped of light but no speed of smell?
Why come Saved asking about a tree fallin in the woods when everyone knows if a man was in the forrrest alone and a woman wasn't there to hear him he would still be wrong?
Hey Saved-Why come your feet smell and your nose runs?
Why come ET don't know to google "Would Jesus Wear A Rolex?"
Why come SR be googling me? Don't she know that tickles?
Why come BG still hanging out with them krumping hampsters instead of getting a Kia so her kids won't have to push her around Fred Flintstone Style?
Why come Fred keeps ordering that big rack of ribs at the end of every show at the Sonic when he knows his car is gonna tip over?
Hey Brandy-why come witches don't have "spell check?"
Hey Brandy-why come there never are sexual harrassment problems amongst the self-employed?
Why come Saved don't know if a tree falls in a forrest the other trees make fun of it?
Why come Scottish Terriors don't get Scotch Tape worms?
