Why come I take a couple days break and Babygirl gets paranoid about why comes slowing down?
Why come page 2 is a dreaded disease? If ET and I counted all of our page 2s in life...nvm...
Why come Babygirl doesn't recognize substance when she sees it? Why come ET & I always have to be the more mature, wiser, and old but beautiful voice? If ET really is more mature and wiser, why's she bother with the TV anyway?
Why come Edw set himself up? Brandy is the "most likely to be taken hostage" because if Edw was kidnapped, the kidnappers would have to pay his family to take him back.
Why come Babygirl still hasn't brought her scarf, Edw hasn't brought his toothbrush, and Pixy hasn't brought her magic dust to my house to clean and eat my leftover salad?
Why come Edw has a scary Grandma? Maybe that's why Edw is a why come?
Why come God's lamb doesn't know that Edw went to bed so I could have a turn?
Why come everybody doesn't know that the greatest show of intelligence is to be funny and kind? The most skilled comedians throughout history have been funny without being mean or negative... Bob Hope, Milton Berle, George Burns & Gracie Allen, Carol Burnett, Tim Conwey, Don Knotts, Jeff Foxworthy...
Why come I sound grumpy? Why come I sound like I'm still not caught up on my rest from last week? Why come it takes longer to get rested up? Any wisdom for me ET?
:ROFL: Why come you guys are out to lunch?:toomuch::bouncy:
Why come I try my best to give EDW the best education I can afford, and when I buy him books, and he cooks the covers. When I buy him pencils, and he eats the erasers and lead. When I get him the best teachers, and he trades them in for barbies.:ROFL:
Why come? Why come y'all? Why come?
Why come EDW doesn't know that ballet dancers also cavort (prance or leap)?
Why come EDW didn't get the ballet dancer why come?
Why BG, EDW, and GL are trying to force me to tell where I get CDFF stats?
Why come I'm shaking my head and screaming... "No, No please don't torture me?!
Why come I'm screaming, I am an American, I have a right to remain silent, what I say may be held against me. Please no tasing or waterboarding?!:boxing:
Why come GL is trying to be on my good side by calling me Miss ET?:buddies:
Why come GL doesn't know she doesn't have to call me Miss, I'm not telling my secret about CDFF stats?:yay:
Why come a rapist in Australia was acquitted by a jury who felt that because the woman he was accused of raping, wore tight skinny jeans,. Therefore, it was impossible for him to have pulled down her jeans without her help?...duuh:excited::rolleyes::boxing:
Why come whenever EDW hears thundering and sees lightening, he think is going to get a beating by Brandy?:ROFL:
Why come I think ET and SR have been sniffing too much Pixy dust?
Why come it takes SR 2 days to come up with some good why comes?
Why come ET still don't know that cavort means to prance around merrily, like 2 backwoods drunks, or Brandy chasing Pixy with an ax trying to collect Pixy dust to sell on Ebay?
Why come only rednecks like Brandy report ufo's or big foot?
Why come you never hear of any Jewish or Muslim folk reporting UFO's?
Why come crop circles aren't square?
Why come SR don't know that I set myself up to make this thread last longer?
Why come you'll don't know Brandy and me are friends in real life and have been secretly picking out stationery and channel changers?:hearts::buddies::hearts:
Why come you'll don't know the reason P-luc came back was cause he is giving Brandy away and BG is her MOH?
Why come Ed can't afford to live in a trailer..where would he store all his girlfriends .um I mean barbies?
Why come Ed dont know if a redneck means a person that works hard for everything they got, pays their own bills and in their down time enjoys the simple things in life..then heck yeah I'm proud to be a redneck!
Why come I picture Ed in his favorite outfit, tights, a pink tutu, and ballet shoes cavorting after women who are running from him like he is a serial killer?
Why come Ed don't know if we are picking out things together I want a prenup..I need to protect my stock in Cheerwine? Some "rednecks" know how to play the system
