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Why Come Part 2
Posted : 11 May, 2010 06:14 AM

Why come I'm starting part 2 of the why come thread?



Why come the why come thread is so relaxing?:applause:



Why come if this moves on page three, there will be a part 3 why come thread:ROFL::dancingp:

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 04:24 PM

Why come ET wants a Barbie Show & Tell? Why come she wants it at God's Lamb's house? God's Lamb doesn't like shoes. We'd probably have to take them off. Then, even if we came with matched shoes, we'd leave with mismatched shoes. I think ET is in a garage sale conspiracy with God's Lamb to get Edw Barbies and my shoes. Or, ET just having another senior moment.



Why come Saved doesn't know if she's freakin, stickin, or stinkin? Why come I don't know which I would prefer?



Why come we haven't heard from Jude? Is she out lookin' for her pig again? Why come Jude doesn't know that Babygirl borrowed her pig to ride to Brandy's house, to steal some babies while Brandy's gone. Why come the pig's not cooperatin' and wants to steal purple hulled peas instead? Jude, you buy that pig from Edw?

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 04:24 PM

Dontcha just love it when a toddler tells you to back off? She's so stubborn have no clue where she get's it from :angel:



Why come Ed knows so much about Hamsters? Changing from Barbies huh? Next you will be wearing lip stick and hanging out with the girls ..oh wait you already do that!



Why come ya gotta get mean to get people to back off?



Why come everytime my eyes turn white grey someone's getting their butt handed to them and everyone else stops to watch the show? No aint colored contacts either God made my eyes into mood tellers.



Why come when it is hot people gotta ask hot enough for ya? Oh no I prefer it to be so hot my tires melt!



Why come when you give detailed answer to a question someone always has to say...but I don't understand?



Why come these kids I got for sell on ebay are getting marked down to buy one get one free? Oh cause they are getting old



Why come people say getting long in the tooth for getting older? If that is the case I feel sorry for a walrus..how is your mom anyway Ed?



Back to bugging the kid nite ya'll

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 06:48 PM

Why come I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted?



Speaking of old mufflers-why come Brandy be talking about how old my mama is when she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro and her Mama was a waitress at the Last Supper and reminisces as she reads the Bible?



Why come Brandy and ET so scared of Barbies and hampsters?



Why come Saved quit writing about flicking boogers on one legged drunk people while doing backwards doughnuts in Walmarts looking for yellow snow and crow poop?



Why come GJ, ET, and SR thinks BG is a gangsta that wears a red hat and drives a Kia Soul listening to David Hassalhoff on her ipod?



Why come Brandy so mean to her kids ?



Why come I know GL is gonna write me a personal message for something I said?



Why come I gotta go?



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Posted : 15 May, 2010 06:57 PM

Why come we can't miss Edw on his weekend away.... if he won't go away??

(just kiddn' brother!)

Why come ya'all don't come to my house? Wear shoes or not - it is up to you. We wont have a barbie or hamster party, no. I may make ya'all paint, so wear something you can paint in. I'll fix great food for you, dont' worry.

Why come we have a potluck at church and they put the food outside?? Don't they know it is foggy and COLD?? Aaarrrgggg. Its gonna take me 30 minutes to thaw out.

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 07:18 PM

Why come Brandy & Edw can't actually leave the thread like they told us they're going to do?



Why come I think Brandy may be related to my late husband? His eyes got gray when he was mad too. The more mad he got, the whiter his eyes got. 'Course you never had to wonder if he was in the mood or just playin'. But, I won't tell them what color that is Brandy. Your secret is safe with me!

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 09:15 PM

Why come they call it Jon Deer Green when there are 5 bazillion

freakin shades of green in the big box of Crayolla Crayons and none

called Jon Deer Green?



Why come edw is sad cause I'm not talkin bout a few of his favorite

things? (nope not talkin bout no freakin rain drops, roses, itchy wool

mittens, or dang kittens)



Why come edw don't know barbie and GI Joe got hitched? (devastating eh?)



Why come we all make a plan for all of us to meet next year at this time? How

fun would that be? (last part rhetorical folks.)



Why come they say if its green your sick but clear your not? I say no matter

what freakin color it is ... to be diggin for gold and showin people the freakin

color its just sick all together!



Why come if a tree falls down in the forrest and no one was there did it

make a thud? Really? They really gotta ask? So ... If a bear mulled the person

who came up with that question and no one else was there do ya think it

may have hurt? Geeeeeez!

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 09:40 PM

Why come Babygirl's not on here complainin' that I have a sorority with ET and secrets with Brandy and she's not been chosen again? Go ahead, I'm ready BG.



Why come there is an Ed from Conway, AR that could be a doppelganger for our Edw from Harrison, AR? Why would God want 2 of 'em when we can't handle 1 of 'em?



Why come Saved is hangin' out in the forest trying not to listen to trees fall?

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 10:59 PM

Why come Spring has Sprung! she is hot with her whycomes:dancingp:



Why come all the televangelists who preach they are faith healers and those who preach prosperity, say that if you send in money you will get a miracle healing and get wealth? Does this mean Jesus had it all wrong?:zzzz::excited::rolleyes:



Why come if 1,000 of you will send me just $100.00 each, I will give you the miracle ansswer to the above why come?:ROFL:



Why come I'm outa here, its late and I have a long day today. ne back to morrow if the Lord wills...



Have a God blessed Suunday errrrbody!:glow::hearts:

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 11:04 PM

Why come SR is keepin secrets when she should be sharing them with the

rest of the class?



Why come SR is lookin up other men in AZ? Sheesh!



Why come certain lizards fun so fast across lakes they can walk on water?



Why come in the forrest you don't see any critter crapola but just walkinente cross

road there is freakin doggie crapola right smack down on the ground in front of you

just waitin to be stepped in?



Why come we go to work to earn money to pay for our earthly needs but our needs never

seem to be paid in full so we keep having to go back to work to earn money to pay for our

earthly needs... Sheesh!



Why come pink is known as a girl color and blue is known as a boy color? What about all the other

colors?



Why come no one truly knows how many licks it takes to get the center of a tootsie pop?



Why come Taffy and Peanut Butter in its center is called an Abazaba?

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Posted : 15 May, 2010 11:10 PM

Why come ET has to go now as we are all gonna miss her why comes this evening? Sweet

slumber ET have a blessed Sunday service and may God guide your steps to accomplish all

you need to get done.

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