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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 03:55 PM

Why come Ed don't know I prefer daggers..more personal way to inflict pain.



Why come Ed got a great memory but can't remember decent come backs?



Why come Ed don't like to be called by his real name Brutus (et too Brutus?)



It's a very sad day such a voice lost to the world yet the angels jump for joy. Where the earth has lost sweet melody. The heaven's choir has a new soloist.

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 05:08 PM

Why come ppl from Cali don't know what laid back means?

Why come P-luc tried to diss me by putting that he's here just to spar with me on his profile?

Why come he don't want none?

Why come I can't wait to have him sputtering and struggling to find words to say?

Why come people don't know how to play the dozens?

Why come P-luc's fianc�' is so beautiful?

Why come we lost a big piece of black history and a awesome human being in Lena Horne?

Why come she was still beautiful in her old age?

Why come I'm eating popcorn and drinking bottled water in anticipation of hat Edw and Brandy will say next?

Why come Edw should be careful cause Brandy sound like she got some ghetto tendencies and may beat him down?

Why come Brandy keep talkin' bout Edw's smarts when he the smartest dude I know (and I know lots!)

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 05:39 PM

Why come Renard says truth is valuable and it takes years to find it.



Why come I feel Brandy must know a lot of truth?



Why come I'm drinking Coke (not Niave water) and eating a pnut butter sandwich waiting for p-luc and Bg to tear into each other?



Why come if one more person adds another post we'll be on page 2?



Why come someone had to start a post wondering why California folks don't know what laid back means when they originated the term?



Why come BG has all the great ideas and knew this post would be such a big hit?



Why come CDFF hasn't deleted this post?



Why come I can say hodown but not "k"oon dog ?



Why come they don't use Brandy's mouth to stop that big oil rig leak?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 06:07 PM

Why come they don't use the oil eating bacteria to save the ocean and it's life...Ed shld have enough family to go out there and get their grub on



Why come people say rule of thumb? Actually this phrase comes from an old law that said no man could beat his wife with anything bigger than his thumb...and dont you go there Ed I already got come back lined up on this one.

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 06:55 PM

Why come Lena still be so pretty at her age? My, my. What a talent she was.

Why come Edw and Brandy are so, so mean to each other?

Why come I laugh so much when I read what they say to each other?

Why come BG can't start a business to sell those magic rags that will clean the house all by themselves? I'd pay real money for that.

Why come another year will go by with me not being able to go back to Sri Lanka?

Why come you all just sit around waiting for someone to post so you can come up with some more 'why comes'?

Why come anyone would be interested in watching cars go around and around and around?



HI P-LUC!! Congratulations!!!!

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 07:21 PM

Why come EDW doesn't know that BG gave me an ok to wear high heels, but threathen me if I became a cougar?:excited:



Why come CDFF admin is enjoying reading the why comes, just as much as we are enjoying posting them?



Why come BG's prediction of reaching 1400 has come to pass?



Why come CDFF site has had more hits since we started the why comes, than it has ever had on a single topic since its conception?..that I know about.:dancingp:



Why come the series 24 has the same plots as it did when it first started several seasons ago?



Why come this is why its going off the air, there is nothing new?



Why come Brandy and EDW should be getting their acceptance speeches together for being the stars of the why come thread?...



Why come they both are going to cry when they receive their trophies from CDFF for best and best supporting posters of the why come thread?



Why come I already know what I'm wearing to the award show?:yay:



Why come BG is going to get a trophy for best producer of a thread?:dancingp:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 07:37 PM

Why come ballet dancer cavort on their toes?



Why come they don't just hire taller dancers?



Why come its considered imporper for a woman to go to a man's apartment, when she first meets him, but its ok for him to come to her apartment?



Why come I ran out of why comes?:zzzz:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 07:46 PM

Why come I REALLY want ET to tell me where she gets her CDFF statistics from?

Why come Brandy and Edw should make up, get together and watch the Indy 500 (whoop whoop Indy!!) on Edw's TV (since Brandy don't have one), while drinking bottled water while checking on Ebay to see how much the children are going for?

Why come we better hurry up with our why comes before someone starts another forum asking 'What does it mean when yall say you like to walk along the beach in the moonlight' and we go to the 2nd page? :ROFL:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 07:48 PM

Why come P-luc and BG haven't tore into each other yet?



Why come when I was little and it was thundering and lightening my grandma would say it was the devil beating his wife?



Why come when it thunders and lightnings now it's just Brandy gathering children to sell on ebay?



Why come I see I'm not the only one who thinks Nascar is a waste of time?



Why come I have a good why come on that rule of thumb law but don't want to say it because I've ran out of bandaids?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 08:04 PM

Why come ET don't know ballet dancers don't "cavort" on their tippy-toes?



Why don't ET know that is what men and women do when they go to each other's apartments?-they cavort with each other!



Why don't ET know that ballet dancers "pirouette en pointe" on their tippy toes but they actually wear square tipped shoes? (Like the ones Brandy wears)



Why come don't ya'll don't know that though I am a goof, I am schooled in ballet, opera, and Shakespear before you'll come up with any good why comes on "why come I knew that?"

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