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Why come?
Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 09:44 AM

Why come if SOS needs a charity to give to, I'm available?

Why come Edw is trying to rile Brandy?

Why come I hope Brandy takes the bait?

Why come we better hurry up and say all the rest of our why comes before it gets pushed to the second page?

Why come I'm hungry but don't feel like making no food?

Why come I start talkin' ghetto for no reason?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 10:22 AM

Why come everbody has gotten jealous and started threads, trying to push our Why come thread to page 2?



Why come if this thread moves to page 2, EDW is goin to call Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton, which ever one doesn't us charge too much money to come to our rescue... and we will start a protect line around and across CDFF?:ROFL::excited:



Why come if our thread goes to page 2, one of our why come crew will just start another one?



Why come people don't know that the why come thread shows that you can be a Christin and still laugh and have fun?



Why come BG doesn't know that this thread has much substance, people just don't know what it is, its over their heads:toomuch:?



Why come I'm waiting for the Ask A Guy group of men to answer all our Why comes questions?:excited:



Why come no one has answered our why come question?:goofball::excited::party:



Why come EDW didn't know I was late, because I was out on a Mother's Day gathering with my 91 yrs. old lady friend, who tried to hook me up with her smart, intelligent, well-to-do, retired, handsome, 62 yr. old single son?:rocknroll:



Why come the hook up didn't work for me,(well, at least not at this moment anywayzzz) :ROFL:, but he was more than interested?...boooooorrrrin:zzzz::ROFL:



Why come Spring & Brandy is gettin hot with their why comes?



Why come Pixy and River have gone from the whycome?



Why come Dennis is funneee?



Why come my girl friend was talking to me on her cell phone, and her house phone was ringing. But she thought she was talking to me on her house phone, and the cell phone was ringing.



Why come she told me that she had been looking half the morning for her cell phone and couldn't find it to answer?... duuh!



Why come it was only after I asked her what phone she was talking to me on, did she realize she WAS on her cell phone, and that it was her HOUSE ringing...(shakin my head, walkin away):rolleyes::ROFL:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 10:33 AM

Oh, this just came to me...

Why come EDW is really smarter than a first grader, but Brandy makes him thinks he's smarter than a fifth grader:applause::ROFL:



... sorry, EDW, but I just had to do it:hearts::buddies::ROFL:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 10:41 AM

Y'all lucky I gotta work



Why come Ed thinks 110 is fast? Apparently Ed got his skirts in a bunch



Why come all Ed can think up is Nascar jokes? poor wittle brain running outta steam



Why come when I'm off I am bored wanna go to work..when I'm working I wanna be off?



Why come y'all are making me wanna shop more ebay? this is a cospiracy..you ebay sellers you!



Why come my mom thinks I am a Jesus freak but when my daughter wants to watch something about Jesus..she's just cute? hmm y don't I care?



Oh and BG you just jealous that my momma can swim. You're momma so thin every time she goes to the lake pple think there's a reed in the water

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 11:28 AM

Why come Brandy's pic reminds me of that switch board operator on Laugh In? (one ringy-dingy):ROFL:



Why come Brandy's always poking me about my smarts?

(or lack of them)



Why come Ms. Et all of a sudden siding with Brandy?



Why come it has to rain the week I'm between semesters?



Why come my dishwasher sounds like Bill Cosby's impression of an airplane taking off?



Why come you'll better watch out when this thread runs outta steam and BG starts a Yo mama thread?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 02:46 PM

Why come this is the best threat ever?



Why come pluc joined the site just to post on this blog?



Why come Edw is the only guy posting on a forum that is called "ask a guy"?



Why come 1babygirl left the site after I did because she had no one to spar with?



Why come pluc has an engagement picture as a profile picture on a dating site?



Why come cattlemen isn't around when you need him to stop folks from insulting each other?



Why come ya spend so much time thinking of why comes?



Why come we can't make any money doing this?



Why come Edw and Brandy are so funny that I read every post in one sitting?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 02:55 PM

Why come BG and ET don't realize that everybody else is scared to contribute to this post because they think "Ernestine" AKA Brandy is an ax murderer who sells children on Ebay and stalks Nascar racers?



Why come Brandy was voted "Most likely to be taken hostage?"



Why come BG was voted "Most likely to steal a free sample?"



Why come I know Brandy is gonna have a good come back about the "ringy dingy" line?



Why ET be hooking up wth 60 year olds instead of 45 year olds?



Why come SOS don't pummel her housekeeper with a coconut for missing her husband?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 03:04 PM

Why come I'm so glad to see Pluc on here? (Hey P-luc!)



Why come P-luc be so P- lucky?



Why I missed Judge Judy just to write some more Why comes?



Why come I think Brandy can make Judge Judy cry?



Why come Banjogirl moved and took another job to be closer to me and then told me I was moving too fast because I gave her some flowers?



Why come I'm so bored since school is out I cleaned my floor with a toothbrush and shined all my shoes?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 03:08 PM

Why come Ed jealous he aint got nothing to sell on ebay but toe jam?



Why come Ed dont know I was voted most likely to cause an international incident? Me be a hostage lmbo yeah right.





Why come Ed even know about that show he is accusing me of? Nvm I forgot bc is written on his birth certificate. How was building Egypt any way?



Why come while Ed is ancient the other people on this site lie about their age to make Ed feel young? Stop it ET!



now I'm going back to work:nahnah:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 03:29 PM

Why come Ernestine accuses me af being old when she's the one that Lizzie Borden took the rap for?



Why come they never found the ax because she has it and still brandishes it (hence her name)?



Why come Brandy don't know I have a photographic memory and can recall every scene, every song, and every picture I have ever seen?



Why come people don't know Brandy killed Cleopatra with that snake? (I was there Brandy, remember?)



Why come we don't take a moment to remember Lena Horne and say a prayer for her family?:purpleangel:

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