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Why come?
Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:52 PM

Why come edw think I can't krump?

Why come I'm pretty sure edw will never show us all how bad he krump?



P-Luc got engaged?!?!?!?!! EXCELLENT!!! Yeah, BG, lets have a CDFF reunion at their wedding. We'll all just invite ourselves. You think they'd mind?? lol



Why come I cry too when I try to comprehend how my king died for me?

Why come I talk to God so much but don't listen very well?

Why come ya'all are getting down on each other's mama over Mother's Day weekend?

Why come the ocean is different every day, but always the same?

Why come this year is almost have over already?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:56 PM

Why come I should be making spaghetti casserole for my daughter's graduation reception supper tomorrow, but would rather laugh at the why comes?



Why come I find the why comes de-stressing like ET does? Is it because I'm old...but young looking too or because I've been know to wear mismatched shoes too?



Why come I have to change threads to know about ET's books and magazines?



Why come Brandy's daugher bought her a Mother's Day present on ebay? Maybe a little sister?



Why come Babygirl didn't tell us where to buy a scarf that will clean the house?



Why come Babygirl doesn't bring her scarf to my house or why come Edw doesn't come clean my house so I don't have to find a scarf?



Why come Babygirl doesn't know that if she brings her scarf to my house, she won't have to worry about what to do without her kids?



Why come Babygirl is cleaning? Did she get some Pixy dust after all?



Why come ya'll don't come to my daughter's graduation tomorrow and we won't have to wait for Pluc's wedding?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:08 PM

Why come if you put some of Pixy's dust on your scarf your house will magically become clean?

Why come Brandy better stick to foolin' with Edw cause she don't want none?

Why come Brandy's mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized?

Why come it does seem inappropriate to say yo mama jokes this weekend but it's oh so fun?

Why come I didn't include myself cause I know why I do what I do?

Why come yall the crazy ones that I can't figure?

Why come I want some of Springrose's spaghetti salad?

Why come I wish Spring would participate more often cause she be killin' it? :peace:

Why come I thank ET for saying I'm favored, I receive it!

Why come since all the black kids have been adopted, I will get one of Brandy's from Ebay?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:45 PM

Why come Babygirl doesn't know what she's in for the last 2 weeks before her child graduates from high school and doesn't know that the ONLY free time I've had has been dedicated to the why comes? Oh, and checking for THAT email.



Why come I want to lock my beautiful, smart, talented, sweet daughter in her room 'til she's 25?



Why come I don't know what happened to the last 17 years?



Why come I don't want to sleep tonight as if she wouldn't be all grown up if I hadn't stopped to blink?



Why come my eyes are clouding up?

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Posted : 9 May, 2010 08:28 AM

Why come I want to call a truce for a day and wish all the lovely moms out there in why come land A happy Mother's Day?



Happy Mother's Day Ya'll!:waving:

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Posted : 9 May, 2010 01:57 PM

Why come I can ALMOST feel Spring's pain?

Why come my son is 15 and will be graduating in 3 years?

Why come I might move to Egypt, cause I'm not going to think about it and you can call me Queen of DEnial?

Why come I still wish I had some of Spring's salad?

Why come I wish everyone mommy, mom, ma, nana, big mama a wonderful day??!!! :dancingp::bouncy::peace::dancingp:

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Posted : 9 May, 2010 09:59 PM

Why come BG is thinkin about moving to Egypt?



Why come she doesn't know she can't hide?



Why come I had a wonderful day today? Praise God!



Why come I'm sorry, I'm just now poating my Happy Mother's Day wish and blessings to everyone?:hearts:



HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES!:glow::hearts::angel:



May the blessings of the Lord always be yours, as you continue with all diligence toward being a Proverbs 31 woman for the glory of the Lord.:applause::applause:



Take a bow ladies:bow::bow::bow:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 05:32 AM

why come we spend much effort to make grass grow, only to curse it when we have to cut it twice a week?



why come babygirl thinks this thread is over?



why come mothers take an aspirin while others don�t go work when not feeling well?



why come Avatar (movie) comes to my village only now?



why come my housekeeper misses my husband?



why come I cannot make such a mess?



why come I have not PM�d BG yet?



why come I got an A in my bible study?



why come I am so happy that I will not read the bible today?

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 08:08 AM

Why come the why comes have slowed down?

Why come ET called it when she said it would reach 1200 views by Sunday?

Why come this thread has had wayyyyyy more life than I ever thought it would?

Why come Brandy and Edw have stopped posting why comes?

Why come ppl started threads talking bout dessert when we just talked about ice cream?

Why come threads with no substance is pushing the why come thread into obscurity?

Why come the why come thread has no substance?

Why come if the ppl who started threads above this one wanted to fight me because I'm teasing them, I look forward to it cause I'm so bored?

Why come if we can get 1300 views before someone starts a 'What color do you like?" forum that pushes this thread to the second page I'll be satisfied?

Why come most ppl don't get my humor? :laugh:

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Posted : 10 May, 2010 09:39 AM

Why come just 'cause I called a truce yesterday out of my respect for mothers BG thinks I'm out of why comes?



Why come BG still hasn't said why she's so cheap she uses her mama's good driving scarf for dusting furniture?



Why come SOS has a housekeeper when she don't have a husband to mess up the house?



Why come ET waited until last night to say happy mother's day?



Why come Brandy still don't know that Nascar stands for

Non

Athletic

Sport

Created

Around

Rednecks

?



Why come Brandy thinks I'm too scared to drive fast when I got a ticket 1 time in my 1978 Monte Carlo SS for doing 110 mph that cost me $1100?

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