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Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM

I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it.



Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off....



Why come people drive slow in the fast lane?

Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times?

Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.)

Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man?

Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy?

Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa?

Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 02:06 PM

Why come every vehicle is a called a she?





Why come when you go to yard sales they always selling a box of warped tupperware lids?



Why come I pay money for books when I can get them at the library for free?



Why come every time the meterologist says it is going to rain pple run out to buy milk and bread? shouldn't they already have it?



Why come I am gonna lay off Ed..oh that's right getting close to his nap time don't wanna wake the little feller

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 02:08 PM

Why come if banjo girl did, you would be in so much trouble?

Why come I would pay to watch Edw get in trouble and try to get out of it?

Why come I'm tired and the evening has just begun?

Why come my kids are gone for the weekend and I'm been cleaning with a scarf on all day?

Why come when they're gone I don't know what to do?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 07:51 PM

Why come no one has posted in 5 hours?

Why come the post is dying?

Why come there have been 40 views in the last 5 hrs but no posts?

Why come people have run out of why comes?

Why come it makes me sad but it was a good run while it lasted? :peace:

Why come Brandy and Edw can't fuss some more so we can have more why comes?

Why come I am SO grateful for all the participants and I thank yall so much for making this a very entertaining thread!! :dancingp:

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:02 PM

Why come a neighbor friend was riding his riding lawn mower to the grocery store on the streets downtown, and was pulled over, and got a ticket for not having back red lights, and for not using his hand signals?:ROFL: he said he had to get to the store and his car wouldn't start...:ROFL: shaking my head:ROFL::ROFL:



Why come BG and EDW have not been arrested for at old folk? Heeey, where is APS (adult protective services) up in hurrrrr?:ROFL:



Why come no one has check out my post in the Books and magazine section, Do You Have One? You just might have one?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:04 PM

Why come babygirl don't know I have to refuel my brain so I can come up with some more why comes?



Why come Babygirl cleans her house with a scarf?



Why come babygirl don't give up that Naive water for a week and buy her some 409 and a rag?



Why come babygirl don't know Brandy had me checking out the witness protection program while she was at her concert?



Why come Fox had to run over Cops with that stupid redneck

Nascar mess for a second week in a row.



Why come I know Brandy is gonna say the only reason I watch Cops is to look for my kin folks?



Why come she's probably right?



Why come Brandy don't know I don't want to even hear from somebody that builds a museum to honor somebody who spent his life running round in circles?



Why come folks don't know a one legged duck can do that?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:08 PM

Why come we didn't try to set a record of having the most replies and viewers hits on a topic?



Why come this has been great fun and relaxing?



Why come BG has favor?:rocknroll:

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:33 PM

Why come I did a background check on Ed?...fyi not impressed





Why come Ed so jealous of Nascar drivers? Oh nvm he dont have the guts to go that fast in a car.





Why come Ed watches cops hoping to find his daddy...robbing a convience store again?





Why come I can see Ed on cops...trying to get out a ticket by putting the cop to sleep with meaningless ramblings?



Why come Ed dont know only 2 things come out of Texas...steers and.... I don't see no horns on Ed's head so...

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:37 PM

Why come if I was the guy with the lawnmower I would take that ticket to Judy Judy and her black male bailiff?

Why come Ed don't eat his Wheaties regular so we don't have these lulls in the action?

Why come the police wouldn't arrest me and Edw because he would also be at ET's black and blue shoe?

Why come the police would give Edw a break cause he just arrested his cousin on Cops?

Why come Edw watches cartoons, Brandy sells her kids on

Ebay, ET wears high-heeled mismatched shoes and River eats ice cream?

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:40 PM

Why come I write write words twice all the time, is there a neurologist in the house? :dunce:

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Posted : 8 May, 2010 08:42 PM

Oh BG you aint getting out of this that easy..



Why come BG ddnt include her bottle water buying, scarf wearing self in the final sentence on her why come?

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