Author	Thread: Why come?
Admin	Why come? Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it. Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off.... Why come people drive slow in the fast lane? Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times? Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.) Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man? Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy? Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa? Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 06:50 AM Why come Edw and Brandy are king and queen of the why comes but springrose is in succession to the throne? Why come the thread that inspired this one has almost 5000 views and almost 900 replies and almost 90 pages long? Why come people trip when they learn I had a pet tarantula when they are harmless when handled correctly? Why come I didn't believe ET when she said this would be a hot topic? Why come if Edw had let Brandy eat her hot sauce covered foot, I would have given her a bottle of water to cool her down? Why come when I removed my profile info and say that I am only here for the forums I have more winks and inbox messages asking to get to know me than ever before? Huh? :excited: Why come Ed speaks French fluently, was a Mensa candidate is on the Dean's list even as I write this and he thinks I'm smarter than him? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:10 AM Why come BG don't know inteliigence is measured in more than IQ size? ( I count wit, humor, and heart size) Why come BG still don't know Evian spelled backwards is Naive? Why come BG likes Iron Man better than Mummy when iron underbritches rusts? Why come River started a thread about ice cream instead of coming to my rescue from Brandy? Why come Brandy don't know I was raised in Texas and don't care about the Ar school system? Why come Brandy don't know I call everyone in AR banjo pickers? Why come I'm slow this morning and hope Brandy don't challenge me in the why comes? Why come Brandy, BG, SR, ET, and SOS don't take my hint about the "Yo Mama" challenge? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:23 AM Why come Edw don't realize as soon this thread starts to slow down I will start a yo mama thread? Why come Edw don't know I like to let a thread marinate and go the distance instead of doing like some and start 5 threads a day? Why come Edw don't know he was holding his own against Brandy? Why come I drink bottled water cause it's tap water that has been boiled or pasteurized so I don't have to? Why come I'm going to visit Edw this summer, make him get me some water from the mountains, boil it, put it in a bottle and present it to me real nice like? Why come I'm with Edw and wonder why River started a thread on ice cream instead of HELPING Brandy get Edw? Why come Edw's mama is so large she plays pool with the planets? :peace: Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:27 AM Why come edw and brandy don't have anything else to do except toss insults across state lines? Why come ya'all don't make California jokes and just AR and NC jokes? (such rich material in California!) Why come arch and dennis aren't in on this? Why come I had all these things planned for this weekend and now I don't feel like doing ANY of them? Why come God's plan is so different from what I had always thought my life would be? Why come edw gets his 'why comes' off google? Why come I still don't know what a krump is or how it applies to a pickle? Why come this thread makes me laugh so much? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:30 AM Why come Babygirl's mom is so large she jumped up in the air and got stuck? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:42 AM Why come Edw needs to save the yo mama jokes for the yo mama thread? Why come Edw don't start a yo mama thread? Why come Godslamb don't know I wish I knew more about Cali so I could get her and River? :devil: Why come Edw don't know I love cartoons and the real life movies that are made about superheros but don't watch movies that have black magic in them because they are demonic and vex me? Why come people think think cause I have a balance between my serious Christian side and my silly have fun side that I am carnal and not as 'saved' as they? Why come if I start I start a yo mama thread it will confirm my carnality in the minds of those who think that? Why come I don't care about those who bring Pharisee type judgment on me? Why come I don't care about being at the center of controversy and thrive in it? Why come it brings me to tears when I think of God's love for me and His long-suffering towards me when I'm so undeserving? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:55 AM Why come Godslamb don't know I didn't toss any insults toward Cali because Jay Leno would steel them and take over and (2) Godsjude would track me down and do mean things to me? Why come BG gotta give me pause? :bow: Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 09:57 AM Why come I gotta misspell "steal" when I know Brandy is gonna use that to beat me down? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 10:14 AM Why come P-luc just got engaged! Congrats!!!! :applause: Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 8 May, 2010 10:16 AM Why come we don't all meet at his wedding in Dallas Texas in July and have a 1st annual Christian Dating Reunion? :dancingp: Post Reply

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