Why come Brandy-AKA Angelina Jolie won't come round up some of these kids that keep hitting golf balls into my yard?
Why come we say an alarm clock is "going off" when it is really coming on?
Why come Brandy goes off on those customers that complain about her insurance company not paying for their cars when the tornados flip them over?
Why come the minutes on the movie boxes don't include all the commercials and previews?
Why come KFC plays "Sweet Home Alabama" on their commercials?
Why come we call it "getting it fixed" when we take our dog to the vet when "it" doesn't work anymore afterwards? (don't even go there Ernestine Joline!)
Why come Ed don't know I pay those kids a penny a golf ball?
Why come Ed don't know I deal with idiots that want their health insurance company to pay for their xbox since they use it for speech therapy?! Now boys and girls all together rob that hoy!
Why come men have no problem asking if sexual aids are covered under their policy but not asking if std testing is covered? Like I dont see the diagnoses codes on their claims..duh & eww
Why come Ed so interested in animal reproduction? Bored with your barbies Ed?
Why come Brandy is so cheap and only pays those kids a penny a golfball?
Why come Brandy tells everyone I play with Barbies but won't tell nobody she has a lifesize Dale Jr. blow up doll she bought with the money she made off Ebay that she hides from her kids?
Why come GJ don't know Brandy was Ernestine the switchboard operator on Laugh-in?
Why come GJ don't know that's why she's so ringy-dingy?
Why come GJ be dissin' Yahoos?
Why come there isn't a special name for the top of your feet?
Why come Brandy be giving those old men a hard time for getting their freak on?
Why come I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I came in?
Why come Eds jealous Brandy has a Dale Jr Blow up doll ?
Why come Ed don�t know I be Disin YaHoos cuz they aint real Banjo Pickers ?
Why come Brandy don�t become CEO for Ed on �Find me a Comic� ? an share some of that $$$ she gets from Ebay sellin the Kids that get payd a Penny per golf ball they pick up out of Eds yard ?
Why come BG an ET aint come up with Why come there is no special name for the tops of our feet ?
Why come the Dog hada go in to get Fixed when the Dog wernt broken ?
Why come Country Boys don�t wear Country Boots instead a Cowboy Boots ?
Why come we think in our head and head out to think ?
Why come ? Why come ? Why come ? Didnt Ed tell us he is Related to Mr Ed�.xo
