Author	Thread: Why come?
Admin	Why come? Posted : 6 May, 2010 12:21 PM I got this from another blog forum I belong to and it was hilarious! It went on for miles and miles of replies. I hope yall get it. Just ask the rhetorical question 'Why come' to whatever you've always wondered. I'll start it off.... Why come people drive slow in the fast lane? Why come God uses adversity to make us grow instead of good times? Why come it's trending right now to adopt a black child? (Yeah, I said it.) Why come when they brought the adulteress to Jesus to be stoned, they didn't bring the man? Why come my 12 year daughter still sits on my lap and doesn't realize or care that she is heavy? Why come guys who are interested in me, don't interest me and vice versa? Why come I get hit on more when I go out with sweats and no makeup? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:04 PM why come Edw buys barbies? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:09 PM Why come Ed buys barbies? Who do you think are his girlfriends?:nahnah: Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:10 PM Why come Brandy be checkin' out my record? Why come Brandy be so mean? Why come the SC state bird is the mosquito? Why come people in NC climb the scenic mountain trail and then put money in the telescope to look at the ground? Why come Brandy is so narrow minded that when she walks her earings knock together? (*just kidding!) Why come Brandy's toilet paper have page numbers on it? Why come Brandy thinks Dom Perignom is a Mafia boss? Why come Brandy thinks someone who is out of her league bowls on a different night? (*not) Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:20 PM Why come Brandy be dissin' my girlfriends when she's been married 3 times and still has the same inlaws?:glow: Why come I can't say my best insults because I don't want to offend anyone? Why come Brandy can't marry her sweetheart because there's a law against it? Why come Brandy thinks loading the dishwasher means getting drunk? Why come Brandy and River haven't figured out that my wheels are turning but my hamster died a long time ago? Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:20 PM lol...:applause: why come you guys are so good at this???????????????????? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:23 PM Come on now you're slowing down .. Why come Ed is using google to find jokes? Why come he dont know the diff between NC and SC? ..must be that wonderful AR school system! Why come no one ever goes to AR for vacation unless they going to visit the grandma whose their aunt and their sister? Why come Ed just jealous that I can read? Why come hooked on phonics gave Ed his money back? Some pple just cant be taught Why come Ed was upset when hooker barbie didnt make it off the production line? um nvm Ed and his plastic just wont ever be parted Why come Bill Clinton didnt have the common sense to make Monica wash her dress? Oh yeah AR education at work again Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:27 PM Why come Ed so stupid you look thru one ear and see the other side? Why come Ed only bathes once a year? Ta keep the women away! Why come Ed drinks near beer and gets drunk? Why come Ed and a baby are so similar? They both cry when they get spanked! Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:28 PM Ok, Why come when Brandy goes to a barn dance and they hollar hodown she falls to the floor? (See, that's one I didn't want to tell) Why come when you stand near Brandy you can hear the ocean? Post Reply
Brandy774 View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:31 PM Why come Ed thinks pimp juice is juice from a pimple? Why come Ed just jealous I know who my baby daddy is? His son looks just like the fed ex man dontcha think (ouch sorry) Post Reply
View Profile History	Why come? Posted : 7 May, 2010 08:31 PM Why come I'm going to bed before I get kicked off here? Why come Brandy be so good? Why come I'm still mad they didn't make a hooker Barbie? That was good ya'll! Hope I didn't make anyone mad! Post Reply

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