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Admin	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 03:00 PM A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.' The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife got off the horse, quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?' She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.' And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after. Is this Biblical or what?:ROFL::excited::dancingp::yay: Shoooooly, there is a scripture somewhere to support this three strikes you're out... where is my pistol:yay::ROFL::excited::dancingp: Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 03:05 PM That.........is..........awesome!:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: I will help you look for the scriptures that make that whole story alright! I just got thru talkin bout you in the dating experiences on the why comes. I will be retelling that story. Love it! Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 04:18 PM Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! :applause::peace::dancingp::ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 04:18 PM OK, ET...That's once!:ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 06:13 PM OK, edw------ Now that's funny!:ROFL: chevy Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 06:42 PM ET -- that joke is so old it has dust on it :laugh: :laugh: ....... but it is still a good'un Thanks for sharing! Post Reply
Elisa View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 10:15 PM ET, self silly. Thank you kindly. Post Reply
Elisa View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 10:15 PM ET, self silly. Thank you kindly. Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 10:24 PM loved it ET!!:ROFL::ROFL:... heard it on the radio today too, but it was as good reading as it was to hear it:winksmile::dancingp: Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 11:58 PM ET, You have the genders reversed in this joke. How do I know this? Because a woman would wait until she got to the top of the canyon to shoot the horse. Only a man would be dumb enough to shoot it halfway up and have to hike the rest! :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	How To Handle A Husband... Posted : 25 Jan, 2011 09:07 AM Two, she took the man's horse. Post Reply

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