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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 11:21 AM

If you were to teach women a class on how to be the "perfect" girlfriend/wife, what would be on the syllabus?



Example:

Week 1: BBQ procedures and brownie-making

Week 2: Darning socks (lol)

Week 3: Showing respect to men

Etc.

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 12:52 PM

Week 1 - Complete Satisfaction in Christ

Week 2 - Confidence and Posture

Week 3 - Dress to Impress with guest presenter Quinn Fabray

Week 4 - Introduction to Motorcycle Enthusiasm

Week 5 - The Art of the Back Rub

Week 6 - Cooking My Mom's Recipes as Well as She Does

Week 7 - Craft Beer Brewing

Week 8 - Folk and Country Music Appreciation



I think that's good for the first semester. The homework load would be ridiculous.

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 01:27 PM

That does sound a bit intense, Tulip. I imagine that a John Piper book or two would be in the assigned reading that first week.



As far as learning to cook meals and things, when I get engaged I'll ask my fianc� to give me a list of his favourite foods (and the recipes if he has them). Then, I can practice during the engagement and be perfect in the kitchen by the wedding =)

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 01:30 PM

Week 1. Intro to Logic and Reasoning, a non emotion based approach.



Week 2. Appreciation for all things Jacki Chan and John Wayne, - a movie review.



Week 3. Why guys don't like or understand The Notebook or The English Patient - a history of chick flick cruelty toward men



Week 4. A essay based course having women explain why they cry.



Week 5. Silence. How to clear the mind and why we guys sometimes really are not thinking anything at all, nada, zilch, not one thought is occuring in the brain synapse.



Week 6. How colors and whites really can be put into the washer together.



Week 7. Male bonding - an explanation. Why guns, explosions, power tools and other such things with the guys really are pretty cool.



Week 8. Favorite jeans and t-shirts. 37 reasons why they are not allowed to be thrown out even if they have holes in them.

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 01:41 PM

:ROFL:@Tulip and Shawn. Excellent!!!!



I would SO fail the 8th week Tulip.

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 02:17 PM

LOL...wow you guys are funny :laugh:

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 02:54 PM

Hmmm... For some reason Stepford Wives comes to mind. :laugh:

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 03:32 PM

Those are some mighty fine lists! Why don't you have darning on any of them? I know how to darn, darn it! :laugh:

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 03:54 PM

John Wayne and Jacki Chan, really? Oh the horrors! Lol.



And as for no. 8 Tulip, Folk Music I think is awesome, but not everyone wants to appreciate country music, or at least not modern country.

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 06:17 PM

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:



You guys are to funny!!!

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Posted : 6 Dec, 2010 07:09 PM

Hi, Pixy!!! :waving:



Another BAREFOOT GREAT question!!! :dancingp::dancingp::dancingp:



Well, Steve, shall you be funny or shall you be serious? Hmmmmmm ... let's leave that open to creative inspiration ...



OK then ... here goes ...



COURSE TITLE:



HOW TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE'S HEART



WEEK 1:



WHAT MAKES YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE FEEL BAREFOOT SPECIAL!!!



WEEK 2:



WHAT MAKES YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE SMILE BAREFOOT SMILES!!!



WEEK 3:



WHAT MAKES YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE FEEL BAREFOOT BLESSED!!!



WEEK 4:



EXPRESSING YOUR LOVE TO YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE THROUGH HIS PRIMARY LOVE LANGUAGE OF PHYSICAL TOUCH IN BAREFOOT SPECIAL WAYS!!!



WEEK 5:



EXPRESSING YOUR LOVE TO YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE THROUGH HIS SECONDARY LOVE LANGUAGE OF QUALITY TIME IN BAREFOOT SPECIAL WAYS!!!



WEEK 6:



SERVING GOD IN BAREFOOT SPECIAL WAYS WITH YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE!!!



WEEK 7:



WRITING SONGS OF LOVE, JOY, FAITH AND PRAISE WITH YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE!!!



WEEK 8:



BEING A PART OF YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE'S WRITING CAREER IN BAREFOOT SPECIAL WAYS!!!



WEEK 9:



CREATIVE WAYS TO SURPRISE YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE WITH HIS FAVORITE FOODS AND BEVERAGES!!!



WEEK 10:



NO CLASS - FREE TIME TO APPLY AND SHOW YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE EVERYTHING YOU'VE LEARNED!!!



WEEK 11:



BAREFOOT GRADUATION WEEK - NOW "GO BAREFOOT TO IT!!!", GIRL - YOU'VE LEARNED EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO "TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BAREFOOT GUY TO LOVE'S HEART"!!! :yay::yay::yay::applause::applause::applause::dancingp::dancingp::dancingp::hearts::hearts::hearts:



Steve

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