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Admin	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 03:22 PM New game. You know it's cold when (fill in the blanks.) Since Edw suggested we start one for BG, I decided to run with the idea For example: You know it's cold when penguins wear coats. Post Reply
View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 03:35 PM When I get icicles on my mustache .....for real But you want funny.... hmmmm... How about..You know it is cold when you... Run your air conditioner to get warm Put your food in the refrigerator to keep it from freezing When you have to but don't want to pea ( what's really funny is I had to use a 'a'..wouldn't take a 'e'..lol) Post Reply
paschen81 View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 04:36 PM You know its cold when you get in your truck and the suspension creakes You know its cold when your tears freeze making it difficult to blink. You know its insanely cold when the antifreeze in the car's radiator freezes solid and the news tells you that frostbite will set in after more than fifteen minutes of exposure. You know its cold when your truck won't shift out of first gear until you've drove 2 miles at 2500 rpm's going 30mph in a 60mph area. (gotta live living off of a highway) Ugh if I ever hafta experience a -45F windchill I will cry...that is if my years don't freeze first lol. I don't like single negative digit windchill either but those are more common than the one year when mom's antifreeze froze. Post Reply
View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 05:59 PM You know it's cold when the local flasher starts describing himself to people. You know it's cold when the lawyers start putting their hands in their own pockets. You know it's cold when the groundhogs down here start lining up at Walmart to buy sterno. You know it's cold when Valcat had to to chop up her piano for firewood and only got 2 chords. ( I know, that one was bad!) Post Reply
View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 07:50 PM when your nose is running and you get a snotsicle hanging from your nose. when it hurts to breathe. Lung freeze, no fun. when the car door is frozen shut. these all are unfortunately realities up here in this frozen winter wonderland. Post Reply
View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 07:56 PM @babygirl You know it is cold when white people are colored. (purple) :ROFL: Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 08:23 PM You know it's cold when your motorcycle won't start in the morning. That one's kind of personal. The last couple mornings personal... Post Reply
View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 10:03 PM You know it's cold when you realise that the hard thing hitting your head so hurtful is an ice block from the sky, not a pebble. Ice age! :yay: Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 2 Dec, 2010 11:55 PM You know it's cold when you walk into your apartment and your glasses fog up. Post Reply
anyann View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 3 Dec, 2010 12:44 AM when u see underice fishermen in the streets u know that soon there be ice Post Reply
View Profile History	You know it's cold ... Posted : 3 Dec, 2010 06:02 AM You know its cold when the contents of your nose freeze (anyone else picture that Calvin & Hobbes cartoon?) Post Reply

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