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WHY COME??!!??!
Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 10:33 AM

BWhy come men are from a galaxy far far away??



Why come potatoes grow those freakin gross long white things on em? Eeeewww!



Why come feet stink? Grrrrrooossss!!!!!!!!



Why come yogurt is just curdled (gone bad, rotten, spoiled) milk?



Why come I seem to have a wild hair today??



Why come I'm GROUCHY cause its been TWO Freakin Weeks and I'm Still

Fighting this cold?!!???!??!



Why come some men won't shave their armpits? (Are you afraid it will hurt or Take away

your secret powers??) :nahnah:



Why come I'm soooooo stinkin blessed to have edw in my life? (I love you baby! Mmmwah!)



Why come its the 12th of November already?



Why come I'm sooooo blessed to have met the people I've met here on CDFF?



Why come Peppermint Patty looks nothing like a Peppermint Patty??



Why come Big Bird is a huge Yellow 8 Foot Bird who talks?

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 10:46 AM

--> @ edw... Why come...



:applause: :hearts: :glow: :party: :bouncy:



:bunny: :bow: :peace: :dancingp: :dancingp: :dancingp:



:excited: :excited: :excited: :laugh: :rolleyes:



:ribbit: :bunny: :goofball: ... Okay, the gan gs all here...



And a one, and a two, and a three...



Happy Birthday To You; Happy Birthday To You;



Happy Birthday Dear EDW... Happy Birthday To You!!!!



And Many More!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 10:49 AM

Why come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why doesn't fuzzy math tickle?

If vegetarians love animals so much, why come they eat all their food? :nahnah:

Why come feet smell and noses run?

Why come there are expiration dates on sour cream and buttermilk?

Why come I'm out of why comes already?

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 12:34 PM

Why come since Edw is my fb friend, it didn't show it was his birthday? Is it really yo b-day 2day???

Why come I found a forum I love and I can say what I want and no one gets offended?:dancingp:

Why come its getting harder to have a movie night with my kids cause they are all doing their own things?

Why come ET called me on the phone and was bossin' me around and all I could do was say yes ma'am?

Why come I'm out of why comes too??:dunce:

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 01:06 PM

Happy Birthday, Edw! I'm glad God made you!

Babygirl, you crack me up ("Yes, ma'am") :laugh:

Why come it was so cold this morning?

Why come I'm so glad its Friday?

Why come it is so gorgeous here? (Beach combing, anyone? Bring your own comb)

Why come I'm glad BG found a place on here why no one gets offended?

Why come people get offended, anyway?

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 01:15 PM

Whycome Saved be Phewin at Stinky Feet...have been bord an fannin yer feet ???

Whycome Edw asked Whycome Noses run & Feet Smell ?

Whycome I jus got a Visual of Saved fannin Edw's Feet & sayin Phewwwwwwww..?...:ROFL:....

Whycome BG is Sooo right bout findin a Thread that we can jus be & know that we are Loved ?

Whycome ET be callin BG ?

Whycome...did BG need a good ole fashioned talkin to & told to Go to Her room by ET ?...:winksmile:...God knows I love it when She be doin that...:bouncy:...

Whycome its been so cold in the mornins I jus dont wanna get outa bed ?

Whycome when I finely do, I ferget its cold after having that first sip of Coffee ?...Good to last Drop...

Whycome Its Friday already an Ima so Happy to be goin to Church tonite to fellowship ?

Whycome years ago I wouldnt be at a Church on a Friday Night & now its the Best Part of week for me ?..:rolleyes:...

Whycome I jus feel in love with a lil stray Kitty I she loves me too ?

Whycome now I gota spend $$$ to get her fixed an ima jus so happy to do it ?...:-)

Whycome ET been missin in Action lately ?

Whycome I wasnt aware its Edw's B-Day ?

Whycome I can carry a tune a bucket but am singing Happy Birthday to you & Trust me...you should be very Happy you can't hear me...?...:laugh:

Whycome as time goes by...I sometimes say I aint got no time ?...

Whycome Thatsss Allll Folkkksss...xo

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 01:39 PM

Why come that woman who said that men live in a galaxy far away is a yipping Chimpanzee?:ROFL:

Why come men rule and women drool?

why come I am looking for a fight?

Why come I am funny?

Why come I have plenty to say? :nahnah:

Why come cats rule and dogs drool?

Why come I am a classy guy?:dancingp:

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Posted : 12 Nov, 2010 02:05 PM

Why come (snif) thanks for the BD wishes ya'll?:bow:

Why come DG is right about cats ruling and dogs drooling?

Why come when the UPS man came today I though he was bringin me a big fat present but it was for my neighbor?

Why come evryone keeps reminding me I'm almost 50?

Why come I still have a couple more years till then but still feel much younger?

Why come I can remember what I was doing in 1965, and all the names of my neighbors then, but can't find the pencil I had just 5 minutes ago?

Why come my coffee (unlike Godsjude's) is nasty to the last drop but I keep drinking it?

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Posted : 13 Nov, 2010 07:36 PM

Why come happy birthday edw (or belated birthday if I missed it, which is possible since I didn't look at the date for which this thread was started)!!!:applause::dancingp::bouncy::rocknroll::yay::party:



Why come I'm so relieved to have finished my semester today?



Why come I'm probably more relieved that a long saturday spent in class is finally over?



Why come I have a mental/academic break until January?



Why come I'm ok with that?



Why come I only have to take two classes next semester to finish my Masters?:peace::yay:



Why come I can't think of any more why comes?

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Posted : 14 Nov, 2010 03:04 PM

Why come a Amish guy hit on me in Menards? What is that about??

Why come the Colts rule?? Don't hate!!!:dancingp::rocknroll:

Why come the festivities of my church merging with another today has me yawning in Panera Bread right now?

Why come I want to go home and crawl into bed?

Why come I won't be able to because my kids will talk me to death, I mean life?

Why come I'm glad K9 has a break?

Why come I wish I was as smart as Edw and K9, sweet as GL and as freakin' funny as Saved?

Why come whoever said the freaks come out at night must have never been to Walmart during the day?

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Posted : 14 Nov, 2010 04:41 PM

Why come BG don't know Amish got good taste too.

Why come I can't picture her driving a carriage and sporting a bonnet and saying thing's thee and thou instead of ya'll and peeps?

Why come I just now today realized Hamlet was a redneck because he had an uncle-daddy and aunt-mama?

Why come Shakespear was crazier than a betsy bug?

Why come I'm glad Saved3 is feeling better?

Why come I gotta go now and finsh reading Hamlet so I can finish my AP so I can start on Macbeth?

SWhy come I hope Macbeth comes with an order of fries 'cause I'm hungry?

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